Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Drainage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
It's hard to make it in today's working world, especially when your coworkers are treating you like dirt. Even your lunch break isn't sacred anymore . . . Sometimes, a man needs a little help . . . a new friend . . . and plenty of DRAINAGE. A short story of love and revenge! (5300 words)
Messiah
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 53,910. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It is 2022, and the world is perhaps in more trouble now than it has ever been before. Dictators continue to dictate, despots to be despicable, tyrants to be tiring, and megalomaniacs to ... megal (which is like meddling, except it involves the use of artillery). There is only one woman who can save it. She has a nasty cold, and she has just missed her bus.
Get over it
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Price: Free! Words: 850. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How you get over things and where you end up says a lot about you. Come on a short bumpy ride.
Seinfeld Trivia: Everything About Nothing
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 9,640. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Praetorian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Seinfeld Trivia” was authored by a sitcom expert who knows this series inside-out. It is simply the best trivia book on the market. It covers everything--show, primary characters, recurring regulars, guest stars, friends, family, neighbors, and lovers. Complete with a scoring guide and plenty of memorable moments photos. Whether a casual watcher or avid fan, this book will satisfy any appetite.
Going Dry
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can Devin Patrick O'Donnell spend St. Patrick's Day barhopping with a leprechaun without so much as touching a drop of the spirits? The leprechaun has offered a pot of gold. How hard can it be? Bestselling humorist David H. Hendrickson spins this fun tale. Includes two bonus stories: "One-Track Mind" and "Icepick Louie Meets Flo's Clam Chowder."
A Recipe for Disaster
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 59,550. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Brand Name Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What happens when you mix two mothers-in-law on a mission, a bumbling contractor, a cash-strapped husband, and a harried housewife who's harboring a thirteen-year secret? It's a recipe for disaster! In this outrageously hilarious novel, fiction writer Z.C. Berry offers a refreshing mix of humor and wit that redefines the art of homemaking and money management.
Infinite Monkey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,990. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Writing is fun-when it goes well. When it dosen't it's hell-as George finds out
The Zac Black Chronicles: The Majestic Four
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,290. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the Majestic Four our hero Zac Black discovers what Lana, his nemesis has in store for him and to his horror it involves a Koala Bear and to make matters worse Zac’s best friend has eaten all the pepperoni!
Aliens Don't Dance
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Price: Free! Words: 3,730. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012 by Intelligent Life Books. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Gary has one chance - and one chance only - to ensure first contact with the humans goes as smoothly as ancient history records it to have occurred. Unfortunately, the fate of the future galactic alliance all rests on his very questionable ability to . . . boogie down.
Pupper Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of 10 hilarious poems from a pupper (dog or puppy) point of view. The whole family of all ages can enjoy these with a good laugh. There are a total of over 1800 words to tickle your funny bone.
Blue Dragon Pie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,330. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Gordon wants to see his name over his own pie shop, by the sea. The only thing stopping him is a distinct lack of money. Instead he is stuck down Clag Alley, selling his wares from a barrow.
Trolympics
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,030. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The games of the thirtieth Trolympiad are being held in Slag Valley and Lord Coal himself will preside over the opening ceremony, lighting the Great Torch and firing off the greatest sporting event in the troll calendar. But tickets are hard to come by, so when Herbert wins some in a bet, he and the family are off to Slag Valley like a shot. Only sport isn't the only thing on the agenda.
How I Blew Up Senior Prom
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012 by Wonder Realms Books. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
A Short Story When Elizabeth Blackwell, the brainy girl in school, gets an anonymous invitation to Senior Prom, she goes prepared for trouble with liquid nitrogen and potassium iodide tucked away in her purse instead of lipstick and eyeliner.
Juan and Willy
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Price: Free! Words: 28,850. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Who hasn't imagined finding a fortune in gold? Juan and Willy dream big like everyone, however their thinking is somewhat inadequate. After searching for a truck and struggling to babysit an 8-year-old who lives in the house with the gold map, this ridiculous pair blunder into danger at a toxic tailing pond. At least they have each other--as punching bags. A buddy comedy with a duo of dimwits.
The Most Boring Book Ever Written (An Interactive Novella)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,140. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Be honest. Life is boring. So now go with it. Do you hit snooze or turn off the alarm? Do you take a shower or run the bath? Do you have a bowl of cereal in the morning or skip breakfast? Do you turn off the freeway to avoid congestion or stay on the interstate? Do you keep waiting on hold or hang up the phone? These choices (and many more) await you.
The Royal Factor
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Price: $3.86 USD. Words: 96,060. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A Prime Minister decides tries to up his ratings by replacing the Royal Family through a TV talent show. However, his 'dead-cert' plan goes very wrong in this political comedy-thriller.
Day Dreaming Tales
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,450. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Day Dreaming: Tales from the Fourth Dementia." A quick read. Each tale is 700 words or fewer. Topics: Media Marvels, Weird Rich Folks, Fairy Tales Redux, Marital Blitz, Hilarious Higher Ed. Luv a Guvmint, Home Town Folks, Alien Encounters
The Pluck of O'Reilly
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Price: Free! Words: 6,520. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous fantasy short story set during the American Civil War about a hapless Irishman who is pressed into service and must call upon supernatural help, and his own wits, to survive a pending major battle and the war.
Crossed Signals
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,420. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
First dates are hell, no question about it. But when Derek Adams finally wins that lucky first date with the girl of his dreams, he believes—for one brief instant—that he's finally got it made. Let the misadventure begin.
Suitcase Switcheroo
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a simple delivery for the mob turns into a nasty double cross, Finn and Clyde Bates race to find the real goods. Crossing the mob on a planet of mobsters might be bad for their continued health, but it'll be worse for the mobster who actually pulled the job... a made man motivated to make sure they fail.