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Zero to Sixty (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,480. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Professional thief Jason Thornhill and his crew are back. This time their target is a Montreal drug lord's four hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini. There's a nice payoff waiting for them if they can pull it off. The only things standing in their way are two dim-witted henchmen, a bored rookie cop, a trio of backwoods scavengers, and an army of state troopers. Fasten your seatbelt...
Saving Grace
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second story in the Ten Random Sentences Series. In this story, three pals save a girl from a horrible life of cruelty.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Brief, Happy Career of Judas Talbot, Circuit Riding Preacher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Judas Talbot, the 22 year old youngest of the Talbot boys in the 1860s Texas panhandle, mistakes the primal urges in his gut for a calling to preach the gospel. He hits the circuit where he finds the women amenable and the men bad shots. Thankfully. If you enjoy laugh-out-loud humor, come along.
Pook's Tours
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eager to improve his chances with the ladies, Pook takes the celebrated Beau Nash course: How to Attract Women Without Moving. Then, to try out his new power over the fair sex, he and Honners sail on a package-tour cruise aboard the Pagan Princess, bound for the torrid Mediterranean and Brochureland romance.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Historical » Ancient
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
Clay Cross
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 88,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » Undead
James Finn finds himself trapped in the persona of Clay Cross, a 1950s cold war warrior and misogynist private eye, a composite of every pulp novel he’s ever read. Out of his time, and ignorant of political correctness, Clay Cross blunders and offends in equal measure, and at the same time explores gender in unexpected ways.
In the Pale Moonlight
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 17 reviews)
Meet Sally Virtue, a 12 year old girl living in the backwaters of Texas. An only child that finds life can be boring in a small town.
Gnocchi
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book is about many things.
Memos from Midlife: 24 Parables of Adult Adjustment
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 32,940. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015 by Quid Pro Books. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
“... It’s the most entertaining book I’ve read this year.” — Steve Chapman, Columnist and Editorial Writer, The Chicago Tribune There are no pretentious arguments about policy or social science in these pages, rather humorous essays — because it is a report from what Frank Zimring calls "my second career, and everybody else’s second career, the hard work of becoming an adult in the modern world."
Filastrocche Surreali
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: Italian. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dieta a dieta Una foglia o due di bieta Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi scelgo le scarpette Queste no, son piccolette Metto questa di gonnella Che la vita mi fa snella. Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi metto i tacchi a spillo E saltello come un grillo.
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.
Send in the Clowns (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,060. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE BIG BANG THEORY meets OCEAN'S ELEVEN Jason and friends may be on to a major score. A crooked attorney's warehouse full of stolen merchandise is an attractive target, but no job is as easy as it looks. The wisecracking, pop culture-obsessed crew will need to scramble if they want get away with the swag. And stay out of jail. Send in the Clowns is a short story. Approximate length: 9000 words
Flirty Fifty
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 76,540. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Family
Jasmine was quite happily settling into middle age, when one day she bumped into a gorgeous Mediterranean man, who changed her life forever.
Plob Fights Back
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015 by Small Dog Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Plob the teenage magician, Master Smegly, Typhon the dark, Dragons, talking trees, goblins and - Winston Churchill?? Yes, Plob is back to save us once again and this time things got even harder. No expense has been spared with a cast of - lots and lots - space ships, time travel, Spitfires and girls in skin-tight leather. All in miraculous 2D format.
Plob Goes South
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,290. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015 by Small Dog Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Plob is back - and so is his arch nemesis, Typhon the Dark. And now the Big T is playing for keeps. It’s world domination time and once again the only one that can stand in his way is the teenage magician Plob and his master, Smegly. But they do have some help in the shape of the British and the Australian secret service, some giants, a cockerel & the infamous hobby-horsemen of the Hors-doovrees
Plob - Fantasy Comedy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,510. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015 by Small Dog Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Plob - it's funnier than the plague, shorter than the bible and cheaper than the Mona Lisa.
Cecilia
Price: Free! Words: 9,710. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While Cecilia Blind frets about her little brother's obsessive and reclusive personality, her mother takes an interest in their tree service's laborer, an interest that ultimately leads the Blinds to revisit the tragedy that so changed their family life.
The Four and a Half Minute Boiled Egg
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Bertha and Alfred, married for twenty years, enjoy all a truly science fictional life in the twenty-first century. But in spite of all the technological marvels surrounding them, an argument at the breakfast table about egg boiling times escalates and threatens to end their marriage. This parody piece is a mundane short story of 3500 words, written in the style of science fiction's "golden age".