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Survival of the Christmas Spirit
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015 by velvetmorningpress. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Cooking for nineteen people will be a cinch!” Ever-optimistic Dottie Harris is preparing for the biggest and best Christmas celebration ever, and nothing—not even unexpected guests or running out of gin—will get her down. Can Dottie throw the perfect family Christmas (without so much as a swig of gin to help her through) or will preparing for the festivities get the best of her?
Ca-racked
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
This is an intense, humorous short story. What happens when one guy is so taken with the scenery that he decides when he dies he wants to become part of it? And what happen if he gets so depressed he decides he'd like to become part of it now? Can a lack of Mexican food really cause depression?
The Worst Noel
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 29,430. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The only innocent soul in hell is sent to save a small town church and its century-old Christmas pageant. But Pilgrim knows that if Lucifer wants the church saved, it can’t be good. A holiday novelette from the author of Raising Hell in the tradition It's a Wonderful Life. Only this devil will never earn his horns.
Raising Hell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 81,620. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A clueless optimist ruins a perfectly good hell. When an innocent soul arrives in hell by accident, Lucifer does his level best to corrupt him before the Supreme Butt In corrects the mistake. Unfortunately for Lucifer, the new soul Pilgrim makes Pollyanna a prophet of doom and leads the damned on a mission to transform hell into the most enjoyable realm of everlasting torment possible.
Tenacious Monkey Bites
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 2,900. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A simple trip to the store to find a challenging board game turns hilariously awry in this saga of family life. Intent to find the right challenge in a game that will evenly match the knowledge and wit of husband and wife, our hero finds he is bested at every turn. Told with tongue-in-cheek bravado, you will wonder, as our hero still does, just who has won this "Battle of the Sexes".
The Prospector
Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: Australian English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A poem, wherein a bushman from the late eighteen hundreds reflects on his life and times as a gold prospector…
Bashyaanurokti Bishambipotti (বেশ্যানুরক্তি বিষমবিপত্তি)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,910. Language: Bengali. Published: June 20, 2015 and represented by editionNEXT.com (Publisher). Categories: Plays » Asian / Japanese, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“বেশ্যানুরক্তি বিষমবিপত্তি” মূলত একটি বটতলার বই। প্রকাশকাল ১৮৬৩ সাল (বাংলা ১২৭০)। এটি মূলত মজার বাংলা নাটক। কলকাতার এক দল মানুষ বেশ্যাদের ফাঁদে পড়ে ধন মান সবই খোয়াতে বসে ছিলেন, সে কথাই সমাজ পরিত্রাতার ভঙ্গিতে উপদেশ দিয়ে বোঝাতে চেয়েছেন লেখক। এই নিয়ে টান টান নাটক।
Reality Sucks
Price: Free! Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
H. H. Twilterwaller is living in reality with dreams that are way out. He is in a bad situation with a drudge wife and worse daughter. The contrast with what he had planned and the reality was at the breaking point. Then it broke.
Luscious Melchus: Enter Medusa
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,050. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy his god-like powers of lusciousness. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her client? A mythological she-beast. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us!
Telling Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,730. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: June 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Steven Spalding is a mild, unexceptional civil-servant, overweight and solitary. But he has a secret. An alter ego in the form of wise-cracking, anarchic and exceptionally rude Eric Dombey. As Eric, Steven can become the self he sometimes wishes to be, but as events in his life slip out of control, the boundaries between real and unreal blur – all is not as it seems...
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Free the Shorts!
Price: Free! Words: 6,000. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Need a lift in your day? Then try these short, true, funny stories from humorist Allison Hawn! They're sure to make you giggle, smirk and guffaw!
Zombie's day 2 !
Price: $1.10 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Horror, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discover the burlesque adventures of zombies through the comic ! A full gag comics and action, just for your eyes in this episode 2 !
Lilly The Leaf For All Seasons
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lilly is a very special leaf because she won’t fall! Lilly’s scared because she’s lost her courage. This is a wonderful thrilling tale about the leaves and animals in Drizzle forest. An exciting mystery. Lilly leaf parents vanish one night. Where did they go and more important who made them disappear?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 51,140. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Disaster follows Ella wherever she goes. Just when she thinks she finally has her life all figured out she witnesses a murder. Running for her life she finds an unwilling ally in Flynn, a former race car driver. Together they embark on a journey fit to tell her future and at this point very much imaginary grandkids.
The Story Of The Great Steam Calliope
Price: Free! Words: 4,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
An inverse correlation seems to exist between an invention's size and its numerical success. Small inventions can infest the world (mobile phones, Velcro, spray cans). Larger ones can appear to (shopping trolleys, cars, shipping containers). But really large ones do not (suspension bridges, radio telescopes, tunnel boring machines). Norman Watt's invention was at the latter category's extreme end…
How They Broke Baxter
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 83,960. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015 by Memoirs Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A consultant surgeon tells the story of his appointment, his successful years in his hospital, and then the coming of changes which led at last to his sad resignation. The managers had arrived, amalgamations ordered, wards were closed, discord amongst colleagues raged, and personal antagonisms worsened as their worlds collapsed.
If Only!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,920. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hi! Perry Williams here, bringing you a faithful account of what happened up the local ice rink every week when my Dad, younger sister and I got together! We met some fun people during those trips to the rink! And some right odd bods! Let Lilian and her friend,talk you through it, as I'm too busy to write books! I just gave them some notes and told them to get on with it! As you were! I'm offski!
The Closing Date
Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a short, fictional story. A humorous look at the plight of a short story writer. Written from the writer’s perspective, consulting an imaginary filing cabinet full of unused short stories. The writer tries to determine the merits of various stories they have written, all the while searching for a unique idea to pitch in a writing competition.
The Sorcerer of Stockholm
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 112,780. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Samuel Gold deals in antiquarian books. Johnathan, an English teacher, describes it as a passion in a man with a very keen eye for the opposite sex, no eye for the clock and little appreciation of where his many involvements might lead. He also writes humorous verse. Calling him The Sorcerer, it is nevertheless the unpredictable and unreliable Samuel that Jonathan becomes dependent on.