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Tastes Like Chicken
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 71,050. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Dan Shamble, zombie P.I. faces his most fowl case yet, when a flock of murderous chickens terrorizes the Unnatural Quarter as he deals with a sinister spokesman for Monster Chow Industries, a black-market blood gang, a ghost fighting a hostile takeover, a contamination that drives vampires berserk—and a cute little vampire girl who may be his daughter.
Lou's Tattoos, A Comedy of Errors
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,890. Language: American English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Think "Romeo & Juliet" meets "The Three Stooges." It's 1995, and Lourdes O'Malley, tattoo artist, idolizes a famous, reclusive photographer: Galen Randall. Ironically, the never-photographed Randall meets Lou and, smitten, pursues her. But, tattooed biker gangs nationwide resolve to protect Lou from the stranger they mistake for a hitman. Can star-crossed lovers survive dimwitted biker bumblers?
Road Sailors
Price: $2.99 $1.50 USD. (50% off!) Words: 83,200. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Travel » Road travel
Road Sailors is a story about identical twin brothers Trapp and Remy McFlynn who reunite after many years apart. When Trapp returns to Canada from the Far East, they search together for a writer’s cabin. Covering 7000km in 6 weeks, the 40-year-old twins cross the country in search of their piece of Eden but the more Trapp discovers about his brother, the more he fears for his brother’s safety...
Speak of the Devil
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 98,260. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Navigating her quirky clients and searching for her lost relatives in rural Pennsylvania has almost done Marleigh Benning in. Now, with new surprises and problems, will she be able to outlast her summer contract?
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
It Happened One Fright
Series: Matchmaker Mysteries. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,500. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It Happened One Fright is the 8th installment of the hilarious Matchmaker Mysteries Series. It Happened One Fright is proof that sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.
Man of Florida (Please Don't Eat My Face! Book Two)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,790. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
After a mass outbreak of bath salt infection in Miami, no face is safe! Join our hapless hero as he seeks to escape this metropolitan apocalypse, having all manner of ridiculous adventures along the way.
"A Splash of Sarsaparilla in a Diet Cola World"
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I've jotted down poems and thoughts on napkins, inside notebooks and on random scraps of paper over the years. And now, some of those ideas have been organized together into this eclectic collection.
Pourvu que ça dure !
Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 51,380. Language: French. Published: November 27, 2017 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un testament et des dernières volontés excentriques, un village d’octogénaires corses bardés de valeurs, de traditions et de vendettas. Et cinq quinquagénaires ultra-connectées : Lola, Anaïs, Chloé, Zoé et Jenifer. « Pourvu que ça dure ! », le dernier Kathy Dorl, souffle un vent d’espoir, de liberté, d’amour et de tendresse sur nos vies bien remplies de femmes de 20 ans à 90 ans, ou plus…
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 6
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I’ve never really seen eye to eye with my ultra-liberally minded son. He was admittedly much smarter than me in many ways. He just lacked a realistic view point. His ideas (which resembled my own when I was his age, as much as I hate to confess), were not based in reality. They were based in a fantasy world were humans acted out of compassion rather than greed.
Red, A Fairy Tale of Sorts
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 38,780. Language: British English. Published: November 25, 2017 by The Hawthorne Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
Red, A Fairy Tale of Sorts: A new, entertaining twist on an old tale. Red Riding Hood revisited, complete with talking wolves, spoilt young girls and plenty of surprises. Brothers Grimm - fasten your seat-belts!
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
Pervert Prophet
Price: $4.94 USD. Words: 77,950. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fictional satire on the life of a pervert prophet. Mahound, one of the world’s most feared warlords, awakes one morning to find himself surrounded by fire and brimstone. How on earth did he get here? What fate awaited him? Mahound had an insatiable appetite forged in despair. He lived a life of excess at the expense of everybody else.
A Glimpse of Light
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 19,970. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
No tribulation is permanent especially when the object is a born again Christian. Korofo, an evil Goliath found out the hard way!
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 4
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(1.00 from 1 review)
Read this and laugh OR Read this and get pissed off.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
The Easter Bwummers
You set the price! Words: 17,590. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Easter will never be the same for the Bwummers after Netta decides to bring some magic to the party this year - and things turn out very different to what she - or anyone else expects.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 3
Price: Free! Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.