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Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody
Chuck Steak
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,240. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satirical thriller about a white action hero cop who gets a black hand transplant and experiences a new villain: racism. Written by a once pissed-off, struggling author, about overcoming egotistical industry gatekeepers and learning to love writing again:)
Monkey Dish
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 39,940. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Go along with Hank Morgan as he learns how to wait on tables from square one. In the process, he learns a lot about life.
Bite Me
Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 62,950. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
After a series of unfortunate events, Marie Defronzo finds her life turned upside down. Homeless, jobless and injured, she struggles to find her place in the world. One foot is in the vampires world as an unbound donor to two unfavored low ranked vampires on probation. The other is in the human world where nothing but minimum wage jobs and the smell of ferrets awaits her. Which will she choose?
My Father, My Friend
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,620. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dave Cook leads an interesting life. At times, it seems as if his father’s only pastime is driving him crazy. He might come into the house wearing a wig and claiming to be his aunt; might try to convince Dave that a dozen eggs are really called a dozen neggs; or insist that elephants are hollow. With a father like that, almost anything can happen.
Nonsensibility Or Finding Love, Freindship, Pride, Sensibility, Persuasion, Dilemma, and Creative Spelling in Mansfield Abbey: A Comical Mash-up of the Classic Jane Austen Novels
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,600. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody mash-up of the six Jane Austen novels. Six young ladies – five sisters and a country cousin – live their lives straight from trashy novels. Nonetheless, all must find husbands or spend the rest of their lives at Longbore embroidering sofa cushions and mittens for the cat. Will countrified ninny Fanny Anne wed Wentworth or her cousin? Will they all swoon at Mr Darcy’s wet shirt?
Bill & Maggie: A Dark Story Of Love
Price: Free! Words: 23,090. Language: British English. Published: November 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This experimental novella, Bill & Maggie: A Dark Story Of Love, is a black comedy about unemployable, noisome, deluded, socially isolated, and personality disordered celebrity stalker. The dangerously naïve Bill Burton, pursues the cynical and world-weary television presenter-cum-journalist, Maggie Best. But the tables are turned when Maggie devises a radical method of dealing with Bill.
Cheerio, And Thanks For The Apocalypse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,950. Language: British English. Published: November 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Seven tales of England & the English Empire territories of Heaven and Hell collapsing and burning while the population sinks into insanity. Mix atomic annihilation with religion, politics and a nation on tranquilisers and you will surely get burned alive, eaten alive and denied a peaceful afterlife. Features strong male leads, political incorrectness, very little diversity, and a giggle or two.
Magic Mama Headaches and Heartburn
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,810. Language: Australian English. Published: November 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
‘Magic Mama – Headaches and Heartburn’ is a modern fairytale with a mother, instead of a princess, needing to be saved from a black dog rather than a fire-breathing dragon. In a way, she thinks she’d prefer the dragon.
The New You!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 50,850. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Buy this book if you are a duck or an orange duck, or a cat who speaks.. It will fix all of your problems, trust me! I'm a professional.. I'm always right!
Aaron+Henna:Broken Magics
Series: Aaron+Henna. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,370. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
a collection of broken magics plagues the witch+wizard team;
Un'improbabile cacciatrice d'indizi. Lettere misteriose
Price: $6.50 USD. Words: 68,450. Language: Italian. Published: October 29, 2018 by Gabriele Capelli Editore. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Si chiama Ilde l’eroina del nuovo divertente romanzo di Chiara Pelossi Angelucci. Un’ultra trentenne simpatica e un po’ sconclusionata si scopre erede di una piccola agenzia investigativa. L’agenzia e le indagini fanno da cornice e da motore alla crescita professionale ed emotiva della protagonista. L’umorismo e l’ironia dell’autrice accompagnano la lettura sin dall’inizio.
THUNDERBALD Sex, Violence & Feminine Sensibilities
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,800. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mick and Jim escape the Bleeding Awards and head for Hong Kong. In Darwin, Australia, they’re held captive by ex-SAS Sgt Major, Rosebud Rochester in the Broken Nose Hotel. They escape on an floating toilet block. In Hong Kong they solve puzzles under constant threat. In a hollowed-out volcano, SWAT teams, massive explosions, stun grenades and close-quarter helicopter attacks ensure a happy ending.
A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
Series: Robot vs Dragons. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,490. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday** Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.
A Cup of Joe
Price: Free! Words: 20,230. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Biographical
This is a book about Joe's life. He grew up in a small town, by the water tower. For fun, he used to duel other kids with a mighty sword made from a stolen car's antenna. This book is a wild ride, touching different occurrences and places.
A Grave Wonder
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 57,570. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
A Grave Wonder is a contemporary satire about those who search for their dreams in the grave yard. While indigent Jimmy Tumbler turns the Riverview Cemetery into his own personal gold mine, volunteer headstone cleaner Maryann DeFrancis seeks a more intangible reward. Both will form an unlikely bond as death dogs them from beyond the grave.
Guns, Wives and Chocolate
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,350. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lindsay hosts a welcome home party for a drug dealer’s release from prison. What could possibly go wrong? Soon her back yard is filled with felons, loud music, and smoke from various kinds of cigarettes. Lindsay’s ex’s ex, Grace, arrives with her young son and her new husband, Chuck. Chuck is murdered. His other wife calls. Wait…his other wife? Can things get worse? Yes.
Rattler's Bluff: 2018 Remix
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 46,780. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Western, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This satire of the War in Iraq--set in New Mexico in early 1847--follows the adventures of the Biloxi Kid and his companions, Cinco the Commanche and Gator Thibodeaux, as they try to escape from George Arnold Reed and his cronies during the Mexican-American War. The Kid must try to clear his name to avoid the hangman's noose but in doing so he uncovers many dark secrets about the high desert town.
Escape to the Orchard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,020. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jane dreams of making her fortune growing Truffle Trees. But first she must make a new life for herself in deepest Devon and survive the hottest, driest summer on record. Overweight and heading for 60, it's no easy task. Join Jane in her adventures and the ups and downs of her Escape To The Orchard.
Am I God, Gobland?
Price: $18.95 USD. (Free until Nov. 27, 2019!) Words: 67,000. Language: American English. Published: October 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Movements / existentialism
You've never read anything like this before. If you have, show me, I'll give you your money back and then double it to boot. If not, pray I write a sequel, and stop preying on me like a sick eel. I'll let one person read it in advance and post a review before the 29th. See what Anita says. She wouldn't lie for me to save your life!
Aló, Marciano
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 30,600. Language: Spanish. Published: October 24, 2018 by El Barco Ebrio Editorial. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1949. El periodista César Casariego quiere transmitir por la radio una adaptación de La guerra de los mundos. El director le advierte que juega con fuego, pero su prometida, también periodista, le da ánimos: “no va a pasar nada, en este pueblo nunca pasa nada”. Pero si pasó.