Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Fountain of Youth
Price: Free! Words: 1,220. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Electra has found the fountain of youth, and quickly finds that nobody wants to join her in drinking from it.
Nonsense and No Sense
Price: Free! Words: 8,690. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
(5.00 from 1 review)
A few light-hearted pieces I have written and decided to compile together here. This includes poems, riddles, quotes, short stories and a silly story-like-thing called “The Egg”. If anyone reads this, then I would much appreciate a review (be it good or bad) as any feedback I consider most helpful.
Catering Girl: A Frankie Goldberg Novella
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,890. Language: American English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Frankie Goldberg, struggling stand-up comic and caterer to the stars, serves up advice to a young diva and walks away with what might be the role of a lifetime.
Action Guys: The Secret War
Price: Free! Words: 16,150. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 by Unbelievable Universe. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A regular guy is out looking for Italian sausage when he becomes embroiled in a desperate conflict between two brutal factions.
The Cerebex Acquisition
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 by Unbelievable Universe. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roid Rage and the Blue Retaliator again team up to take on the latest threat to Neogothic City. This humorous short story is set in the ongoing saga of the Unbelievable Universe.
Retaliator's Blues
Price: Free! Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2017 by Unbelievable Universe. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roid Rage and The Blue Retaliator team up to fight crime in a short story set in Neogothic City in the humorous Unbelievable Universe.
A Black Man's Burden
Price: $12.00 USD. Words: 19,660. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Riveting controversial emotional letters written from prison from a man falsely accused of a crime.
Sweat Zombies
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,240. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
Kids Joke Book.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,030. Language: British English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Kids Joke Book. Hundreds of funny jokes for kids, Great for those long car journeys and parties, Laughter is the best medicine,
A Taste Of My Thoughts While I Wait
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We will all end up in a box to discover what is next and what is not. So this little jot might give you something to think about now and a thought to take with you when you lay in solitude. Enjoy!
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Vampires and Devillinati - Drinking a Beer with an Emperor
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Do you remember our supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS?...What could be the best moment to do that, than the day of the “BACK TO THE FUTURE” famous movie and the visit of the Chinese President (or Emperor) JIN PING XI in United Kingdom, culminating with the dinner in a pub, drinking a beer with the English Premier…Never challenge a vampire from Dracula’s Land and especially, don’t mock them!...
Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: Dutch. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te kunnen trouwen met zijn winderige vrouw, probeert de oude man er een stokje voor te steken. Natuurlijk, met je jeugdliefde trouwen is een ding, maar maar een scheet?
Knock Knock! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Hey Sup Bye Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Games & Activities / Word Games, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids -50+ funny knock knock jokes! -Excellent for early and beginning readers -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child -Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids This book is wonderful for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family!
Riding a Bear - Czar's Challenge
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Political
Another political satire, another pamphlet in a „vampire style”, for this time about that famous „meme” with the Czar Putin riding a bear, pop up on the internet from nowhere. Well, that’s why we, Vampyrolix and Flyrolix tried to imagine a competition to ride the bear, launched by this meme, a challenge where it will join in the game more famous leaders and celebrities of the political world...
DiLingo
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,690. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » Miscellaneous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
DiLingo, the pox of vox, the crime of rhyme, the gutteral utteral. The first comedy constructed language. Hippocampal thinking at its best, with no amygdaloid inhibitions. Let the inner reptile out just by speaking. Forget the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis, DiLingo is the Uncertainty Principle applied to linguistics such that there is the probability that the speaker of DiLingo is saying nothing at all.