Fiction » Humor & comedy

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My Idea For An Ideal Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
The Top Tractor in the Pull
Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballplayers Bubber and Beaudine fight for Amaleen and the title of Top Tractor in the Dillon Valley Pull
Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: The Blartening
Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In the greatest unauthorized parody ever told, Paul Blart saves the world yet again!
Flash Sentry Is Not a Hero
Price: Free! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
There comes a time when a Royal Guard can do more than just stand around. This is that time.
Больничная мистерия или палата № 6
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: Russian. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Опять незабываемый Сэм. Даже в больнице он умудрился засветить свои жёлтые коронки и набычиться перед телохранителем губернатора. А каков мастак в решении проблемы преодоления системы контроля доступа, нет ну это уже чересчур...
Струя кабарги
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: Russian. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Стать личной тенью Вора, босса русской мафии и его Consigliori, не просто и подвластно только неординарной и необыкновенной личности. Сэмэн из таких. Он никогда не пасует перед опасностью, всегда изворотлив и находчив, а к личным поражениям относится как к достижению цели. Читайте и смейтесь от души. Он порадует вас своими жизненными историями и колоритным жаргоном. С уважением, Владимир Росс
Sterling Close
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sterling Close is the short story of a tiny community and their very particular, and rather unexpected, tastes. From the author of other unexpected short stories, novelist Barbara Jaques.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
The Three Quarters Eaten Dessert
Series: Alfred and Bertha's Marvellous Twenty-First Century Life. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
Bertha and Alfred, married for twenty years, enjoy a truly science fictional life in the twenty-first century. But in spite of all the technological marvels surrounding them, an argument about sharing a dessert escalates and threatens a friendship. This parodistic piece is a mundane short story of 6000 words or approximately 20 print pages, written in the style of science fiction’s “golden age”.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
All An Author Needs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.
Perché la nonna ha comprato quella macchina
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,160. Language: Italian. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Racconti brevi e poesie di Anne R. Allen, umorista e autrice di romanzi gialli e commedie romantiche. Alcune storie, come Vive La Revolution, pubblicata la prima volta sulla rivista umoristica e provocatoria Opium, sono satire, altre invece sono più profonde, ma tutte quante sono ritratti spiritosi di donne ribelli.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
High Times With Mary Jane, Barack, Bill And The Other Dopes!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I've had high times ever since I met Mary Jane and developed a habit that I shared with Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Bill Maher and Hugh Hefner. Barack was too busy to join me, Bill was off buying cigars in Havana, George W. was looking for weapons of mass destruction on his ranch, Bill Maher was searching a jungle for Donald Trump's Dad and Hefner was chasing chicks in his mansion
A Visit From Oscar: A Short Story About A Neighborhood Possum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
If you ever dealt with a possum making the rounds of your neighborhood late at night, this story is sure to make you laugh!
Fire Quackers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,810. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Town Thorns is a mansion house in 25 acres of beautiful Warwickshire countryside. It also has a care centre built behind it. The nearby landfill site, nuclear plant, oil refinery and dog food factory don’t really bother the residents if they look the other way and don’t use their sense of smell.
Little Johnny In Gasland
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Little Johnny In Gasland" is a fairytale about Johnny's observations as he drives down the toll way of life. In his imaginary world he has trouble understanding the new math and the reasons gas prices go up and down. He has his own beliefs and would like to share them with you.
Fire and Rescue Services
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is quite a comical tale of the Harrington boys and their friends as they stage a rescue of their two sisters, Marie and Barbara from a pretend 'burning' playhouse. As usual, their shenanigans prove somewhat too much for some of the townsfolk in the village with a rather interesting outcome.
Анкетно-финансовый роман
Price: Free! Words: 2,280. Language: Russian. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Юмористическое отношение с которым я смотрю на уголовный мир России, нередко находит отражение в моих работах. Иронично-философский подтекст диалогов моих персонажей, их занимательные типажи, внутренняя психология и необычные пороки приводят в восторг даже меня, каждый раз, когда я обращаюсь к тексту своих работ. И это чистая правда.
FAZ Y ENVÉS
Price: Free! Words: 4,260. Language: Spanish. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Faz y envés, pro y contra, no hay que bajar la guardia o nos sorprenderemos.