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BeanZ
Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
The Escape Artist
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What is there to be thankful for, when everyone seems so lost?
A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.
The Reeking
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2013 by Joel Arnold. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Horror » General
At least once a week, Frank Thurston Waylaid is taunted by something evil. Frozen with fear, he cannot confront that which lurks at his doorstep in the suffocating blackness of night. It is only in the safety of daylight that he ventures forth to see that which is left behind; a blackened oval of something burnt and reeking. Smell the fear in this short tale of eldritch proportions!
Naked Ladies, Space Aliens, and Rattlesnakes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Contains three humorous short stories and an article. Stories are: "The Rattlesnake," "Screwnose," and "Shag and the Quirplian." The article is titled "Do Naked Ladies Turn Men On?
Habemus Praesidem
Price: $4.49 USD. Words: 19,070. Language: French. Published: October 7, 2013 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Anastase Martin est un illustre inconnu, qui, par une suite de hasards dont le monde politique a parfois le secret, se retrouve candidat à la présidence de la République française.
8 Surefire Signs of a Jewish Mother
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Jewish
A comical look at what it takes to be an official Jewish Mother and how to deal with one. A Jewish Mother doesn't have to be Jewish, a mother or even a woman!
Conversations with Wonka - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka is back once more and brings with him, reluctantly, his simple friend Baba. Advising and talking it up you can't keep a good cat down and Wonka can advise on just about anything. It will soon be the jolly season but Owner is so far avoiding it. Can Wonka bring her round? Do read on and find out if merry Christmas is on the agenda....
A Beginner's Guide to Criminality: How to be A Successful Villain
Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(2.00 from 1 review)
So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Then this guide is for you!
Cleo the Cat and Friends
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a humor book – I have taken animal expressions and paired them with inane parenting scenarios in the politically correct world in which we live.
Mile High Club
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,330. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zilla King is a crop duster and self-taught stunt pilot. Nothing gives her more pleasure than buzzing some unsuspecting person on the ground. Dr. Garcia has fieldwork to get done however; some hot-dogger pilot keeps buzzing her. WTF? Well, this lesbian has connections in high places and that sorry sucker is going to be brought down a few thousand feet!
Reasons To Kill A Baby
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,060. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three short stories exploring the ifs of life through often bizarre narrative lenses.
Crimson Veil
Series: Weird Supernatural Horror, Story 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
"Tod's final exam in World Religion was coming up and he had decided to write it on western occult theory. Cool right? Wrong. Tod was a bit... impressionable. Spending the last eight weeks looking up every quack in Seattle who wore robes as an excuse to go commando had obviously fried what little brains Tod had left." Strong language warning.
'Til Death Does His Part
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,290. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The world's greatest murderer finally goes to jail. Unfortunately, that murderer is Death. Disaster strikes when the Grim Reaper is jailed for murder, the world becoming free of all death as a result. In his desperation, Death calls for his three closest friends to do his job in his stead. Will they be able to get the world's death quota back on track? A humorous novelette at 10,000 words.
RECHT hat, wer trotzdem LACHT
Price: Free! Words: 6,190. Language: German. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die Deutsche Anwaltshotline hat die 24 nach unserer Meinung kuriosesten Urteile der letzten Jahre gesammelt, in "kurze und knackige" Urteilsmeldungen verwandelt und als eBook veröffentlicht - 12 davon illustriert vom Berliner Künstler "Kurtu". Laden Sie sich das kostenlose eBook herunter, und überzeugen Sie sich, dass auch Gerichtsurteile durchaus unterhaltsam sein können!
Way to Go
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 480. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » General
When the author was diagnosed with cancer in 1995, he panicked--then made himself laugh by picturing silly ways "to end it all". This cartoon book is full of idiotic, foolish and funny ways to do just that. The author got help, and, more than a decade later, is still laughing.
Damien Loose, Episode 8 - Dance
Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,060. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Episode 8 of 10. Damien and Kinch commit the heist of the century, but it yields no smoking gun. Damien needs a smoking gun because his boss is about to fire him and Edmund's body just grows colder in the morgue. The only think to do in a situation like this is dance, so Damien takes his wife to a gala where they meet a killer.
A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men
Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.86 from 14 reviews)
Story about two young friends/rivals who haven't seen eachother for some time, meet up again to reminisce about the past and to take part in a local cooking competion. Unknown to one though, hatred and madness has grown within the other. If you read this story, then why not review it. Any review you give it (be it good or bad) is most welcome.
The Second Innings of a Software Engineer
Price: Free! Words: 12,570. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Written against the backdrop of Software Industry, this is the story of a Software Engineer expressing his views on diversified features of software industry.In the form of discussion, flavoured with humour and anger,the Software Engineer tries to express his agony and ecstasy;some of the points during the discussion serve as eye-opener for him. He decides that he would change for a better future
A Lay-by at Cottonwood
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Samuel Clemens headed out West on a stagecoach in 1861, he expected adventure. He didn't expect to be fighting for his life against a Cthulhu cult! This short story comes from my new collection, entitled Toccatas & Fugues: Stories So Far.