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Still a Child, not yet a Woman
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Price: Free! Words: 3,420. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The life of a teenager, and what's like to grow up with the different ages telling you to do different things, the three year old, trying to get you to set fire to something, the nine year old, telling you to keep out. And the adult, telling you to 'grow up' and get a life. However, Tabs can get into so much trouble, no matter what everyone says. *Has minor language*
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Seduction of Wine
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Price: $8.24 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
"The Seduction of Wine" is illustrated prose to glean insight about wine varietals. Written from the viewpoint of someone reflecting about a lover, or the wine talking about itself, every nuance is based on facts about the specific wine to create descriptions of the character's personality.One wine per page has a corresponding illustration to support its charm.
1950s: The Decade of Perfect Housewives, Cadillacs & Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The 1950s was the perfect time to raise a family... it was also a period in which it was considered bad manners to talk about zombies. You just had to kill them and get on with your daily life.
How About ... Variety Smack?
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Series: Let Me Clear My Throat - Short Stories, One at a Time, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Harold and Steeven want to build a web comic together ... if only Steeven can stop thinking of bacon, and Harold can stop from killing Steeven. The fourth in a series of free short stories by Steeven R. Orr, author of Holliday's Gold.
Just Wonka
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once more we join Wonka, the ninth in the series, and thanks to him Owner has pressed on with her goals, all set out in that Life Plan. Hurtling towards them with Wonka's fair but firm advice, surely all is going well? Even Shakespeare could have turned this tragedy into a comic turn, but what of Wonka, all alone now and without beloved Baba not to mention Golly? Join in the fun and find out!
Screwtape Lost and Found – Christianity Died on the Cross at Golgotha
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons make the bold claim they are the cause of the demise of Christianity. It all began on the day Jesus died on the cross. Three days later the decline began and it was Demons that corrupted the story of a simple man’s life by turning it into an ideal.
The Firefly Paradox
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Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Defying causality and breaking the timeline in the name of fandom.
Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
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Price: Free! Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humorous jokes, stories, one-liners and comebacks for everyone to enjoy. Jokes that can be told to anyone or anywhere without reservation. Includes a collection of opening lines useful for great speech givers.
Skibbereens - The Perception Volume
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,330. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Contemporary Skibbereens (short sketches) philosophical and humorous observations on life outside of poetry and the normal short stories. This volume of perceptions covers culture, sport, village life, driving, pensions, drink and more.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Οφσάιντ!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: Greek. Published: June 11, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Football & rugby
Η ελληνική εθνική ομάδα ποδοσφαίρου προκρίνεται στο Παγκόσμιο Κύπελλο. Ακολουθεί χάος.
Cashier of the Apocalypse
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,160. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Phil is your run of the mill retail employee, with no prospects, no ambition, and no spine. All of his days are spent just trying to get to the next one. Unfortunately for Phil, his world gets turned upside down when a mysterious divinity chooses Phil to become his avatar of destruction!
Robbing Hoodies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three suspicious-looking characters gather outside a large house in a well-to-do neighbourhood. With their hoods pulled up and their faces concealed, they look as though they're up to no good - but appearances can be deceptive.
Casual Fridays
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Series: The Cricket Must Die, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This short story sequel to "The Cricket Must Die" features Matt and Yuchi thirty years later and still ready to kill each other! They forgave each other for all their little misunderstandings from their college days and decided to start a business together. Even if you haven't read the first story, you'll still die laughing as these grumpy business partners fight over a simple shirt.
The Cricket Must Die
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Series: The Cricket Must Die, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about two college roommates, a last minute class assignment, and one noisy little bug all building up to a hilariously epic culture clash! It's 3:00 AM and Matt has a paper due the next day, but his mind is a complete blank. He needs to concentrate, but that damn chirping just won't stop...
Dirty Soapie: The Superhuman Lies of Soapie Shuemacher
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Price: Free! Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Look out. The aliens are coming…and they're positively wacky.
The Boy and the Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A true and humorous short-story about a twelve year old boy, and it's ultimate battle against a smug, ill faced teacher. If you are curious as to who wins this battle, download this short ebook and spend 10 minutes of your time reading it.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Till Death Do Us Part
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!