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Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody
Number Ten
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
The decision of one man seems to change the course of the day for many. But was change coming, anyway?
Hulkamania
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hulk shoots for his latest commercial but this time, it's get personal and odd.
Manitas De Tortura
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Manitas De Tortura means, in case you don’t know; Hands of Torture. It is about methods of torture they use in Spain when they capture British tourists who don’t flush when they use the loo in the hotel where they’re staying. I can’t tell you any more or I might be tortured by the Harmonicinati The Harmonicinati are a branch of the Illumin … I can’t say anymore!
This is the Future and This is Now
Price: Free! Words: 97,400. Language: British English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
In the near future, following an unexplained outbreak of a violence-inducing virus, an already rebellious Scotland is occupied by the Westminster government. What follows is a darkly humorous journey into revenge and irrationality. This is a study of government paralysis, narcissism, sexual fantasy, and the hunt for an office desk.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Santa's Special Elf
Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone in every place is affected by those that are more special than they are. Santa and the north pole are not immune to society's plague. So in the Christmas spirit enjoy this poem and forgive. Merry Christmas!
A Taste Of My Thoughts Holiday Bygones
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Holiday bygones are what they are. We all suffer with them and through them, so I won't elaborate. Just enjoy our mutual feelings and we shall all suffer together this holiday season. Merry Christmas! Yes, that is human correctness.
Detective Police: Nudest Squad Case #0069: "Kummy Faceman"
You set the price! Words: 4,500. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
CASEFILE #0069 CRIMINAL: KUMMY FACEMAN. The brave naked detective police of the elite Nudest Squad must stop a bad Russian crime boss person from doing evil Russia stuff. The stakes are high and the outlook is grim, but the Nudest Squad is here to save the day. They'll fight, they'll shoot, they'll do unnatural things with cream-based soups. Whatever it takes, these cops will get Kummy.
Way Out West A Christmas Poem.
Price: Free! Words: 680. Language: American English. Published: December 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A cute, quick, little Christmas poem, which is a takeoff of The night before Christmas; had it happened out west in modern day America.By John Dee and KattLynn
What I Think of Various Places and People
Price: Free! Words: 33,250. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018 by Immediex Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some people are good at having opinions. Rodney Ohebsion is really good at it.
Blues clues
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
go on an adventure of oddity, dreams and wonder with blue and steve.
Space Them Out
Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
You learn how the world was made, a weird guy reveals the secret behind Halley's comet and Gaia and Ouranos give you a few tips about gardening.
Hells Warm Fires
Price: Free! Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Stuck in a miserable job with no prospects, a man decides to end it all! Then, just as he's about to jump, he spots a piece of paper that might just give him that one break he's been looking for... A holiday like no other... A holiday in hell,
When The Sun Shines
Price: Free! Words: 16,500. Language: British English. Published: November 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A heartwarming, nostalgic and funny short novel from 1970s England. Be careful what you wish for. Josie longs to escape because her boring job and horrible boss are driving her mad. A stranger might have the answer, or he just might have a secret. Laugh and cry with this funny, nostalgic tale of family, love and struggle. Grace M. Jolliffe is the award-winning author of Piggy Monk Square.
Comedy at its Finest
Price: Free! Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In Joshua O'Briens anthology, COMEDY AT ITS FINEST, the reader will be set on three action packed adventures with three very different characters. They all may be different, but they have one thing in common, they can't take anything seriously.
Spiral Circles
Price: Free! Words: 4,110. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The CERN supercollider is a machine that charges tiny particles to the speed of sound, launching them into other tiny particles, and documenting the explosions. But what will happen when Dr. Laurel and Dr. Hardy are given the task to charge the particle to the speed of light? Will it destroy the world, and will our brave underpaid scientists be able to save the world from ourselves?
Unsatisfactory Women
You set the price! Words: 18,770. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Feminist
One day Michael DaCosta comes home to find his girlfriend has moved out. She has left no note, just vanished. He emails her but she does not reply He starts telling her about his life, his adventures, his new women and his secret attitude to everything that happens to him. He is more honest and explicit than he could ever be with anyone else. But is he writing to the person he thinks he is?
Harlequins, A Ben Harper Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,580. Language: American English. Published: November 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Ben Harper has a feeling his love life is about to take a turn for the better. But this time all the fools come out for a wild sideshow in the middle of the night. Which forces Ben to start learning to relax and accept the fact that nothing is under control. And that's all right, because it's the kooky, unpredictable stuff that makes life spontaneous and fun.
Fight the Dawn: Ugh! Ugh! I'm Dying, You Idiot!
Series: Fight the Dawn. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
The first collection of short, weird fiction by Steve Arviso. The stories within are intended for a highly immature, yet generally adult audience. Make of that what you will.
Glasses and Dimples
Price: Free! Words: 7,420. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Action
She's about to get married in a few hours. But will she survive these few hours?
Tinsel Terrors (A Rom Com Short)
Price: Free! Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome
Jenny Jorgenson—or Miss Jenny as she’s known to her Kindergarten students—couldn't be more ready for Christmas vacation. But before she can experience the joys of The Most Wonderful Season of All, she has to get 127 five-year-olds to remember their lines for the Kindergarten Christmas program and make sure no one knocks the scenery over—not that that’s what happened last year or anything.