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Small Pots Also Have Ears (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: British English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you. However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then here it is...
The Photons in the Cheese are Lost
Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Read it, and you’ll never see blue cheese the same way.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip
Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A group of children from Kalanansana Primary are given a guided tour of a museum and a lesson in how the world really works by a band of travellers.
The Fat Frog Song
Price: Free! Words: 480. Language: Australian English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As the name implies, this is actually a song. I could say I wrote it for the grandies but the truth is… Well it's like The Enchanted Music Box; it just came into my stream of consciousness. I wrestled the words into shape, arranged the tune that came with it and sang it onto a CD. But the world isn't ready for that just yet, so instead I've illustrated it and put it up as a poem for the littlies…
Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You’re Not Here
Series: Mining My Own Business. Price: Free! Words: 20,050. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After touring his comedy shows through Europe, stand-up comedian Xavier Toby was broke and decided to take a job in mining. In his memoir, Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You're Not Here, Xavier’s onsite somewhere in Australia working to pay off his credit card debt. This is book one of the four book series, and includes actual photos from Xavier's time in the mining industry.
The Parker-Flinte Expedition
Price: Free! Words: 6,380. Language: Australian English. Published: April 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mashups
This is another of my pointless flights of fancy. Oh no! you say. Why do you keep writing this rubbish? Why why why? And the answer is, I don't know. I mean it's simply what comes out the end of my fingers when I start typing. A kazillionty-five rewrites in the hope of getting it to half make sense, cobble up something which might pass for a cover, take a deep breath and hit the upload button and
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
To Kill a Bunyip
Series: Hollow Log Stories. Price: Free! Words: 42,550. Language: Australian English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fishing village, a writing competition, two dogs and a cat, a tranny politician, and a Bunyip that is killing fishermen. A satirical look at life and religion and myths. My apologies to literary greats as George Orwell, Euripides, Aristophanes, and Spike Milligan; authors who inspired me to write this book. I will sit in the corner and wait for the brickbats or bouquets.
I, Tim: Memoirs of a Cook on a Moon-Sized Planet-Vaporizing Space Battlestation
Price: Free! Words: 53,940. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What happens behind the scenes in the Star Wars universe? Should we trust those heroes and their claims? "I, Tim" takes place in a working-class, LGBTQ-friendly parody version of the Star Wars universe; it's a behind-the-scenes look at the efforts that make the heroics possible. The story follows Tim, a line cook and survivor of the destruction of the Deeeath Star and his struggles with PTSD.
A Disastrous Weekend for Salley Virtue
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 9 reviews)
Sally becomes a hero but doesn't want to see another apple as long as she lives. This is the 3rd in the series.
Une journée type d'un père au foyer et histoires "bloguesques", Volume I
You set the price! Words: 16,610. Language: French. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retrouvez les déboires d'un papa inexpérimenté qui se retrouve seul à seul avec son petit bébé à la maison! D'autres histoires courtes suivent ce récit: de l'addict qui explique sa dépendance au Père Noël maltraité, en passant par le super-héros des temps modernes, retrouvez toutes les histoires courtes publiées depuis plus d'un an sur l'antre du greg!
Green Jean Humor: Volumes 31-34
Price: Free! Words: 18,000. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains volumes 31-34 of the humor and satire zine, Green Jean Humor.
The Mudman of Mount McKinley
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
The Mundane Weekends of Sally Virtue
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 3,360. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 15 reviews)
Sally is grounded for the weekend because of the tall stories she's always telling. Staying home isn't what she'd planned but opportunities are not to be missed. This is the 2nd in the series.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
In the Pale Moonlight
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 17 reviews)
Meet Sally Virtue, a 12 year old girl living in the backwaters of Texas. An only child that finds life can be boring in a small town.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Good & evil
This book is about many things.