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Baby, I Can Die For You
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Remember how Jack died for Rose in Titanic? How Gen. Sani Abacha died for his Indian girls in Nigeria? How Romeo & Juliet died for each other in Romeo & Juliet? How Ramsey Noah died for Omotola in one Nollywood film like that? Hehehe... King kObOkO tells a short story of how an Igbo woman died for her man.
The Barbarian King [Satire]
Price: Free! Words: 61,010. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A non-cerebral satire combining the look and feel of Robert E. Howard's 'Conan' works, today’s Democrat Party, with the ridiculousness of 'Idiocracy,' South Park, and Trailer Park Boys. This novel will be too provocative for most overly sensitive, PC-embracing readers. If you happen to be part of a PC police squad for your neighborhood, I would suggest you stop here, and move on...
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books, Funny Things, Funny Short Stories)
Price: Free! Words: 16,600. Language: American English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
OLHO POR DENTE - A vingança de Masao contra o Império
Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A história trata de um conflito. Não um conflito qualquer, mas um conflito muito violento. A vingança de Masao contra o Império. E a reação virulenta do Império. É uma história que se pode classificar como verdadeiramente estapafúrdia. A estapafurdice dela é tamanha que em obediência à coerência, foi estapafurdiamente embrulhada numa narrativa estapafúrdia.
Fall of the House of Atreus
Price: Free! Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Plays » Ancient & Classical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Act 1 of a play attributed to Plautus of Troy. Considered highly controversial in its day, this play examines the roots of the Trojan War and the destruction of the House Atreus.
The Cattle Society.
Price: Free! Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Inspired by the classic work of George Orwell, the fiction is a short allegory. Radha is a cow of cattle society who tries to compare her society with the human world. It's a blend of humor,romance and philosophy. Entertaining and hillarious if you have a unique taste.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...
Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
Will Cosby Guide to Casual Dating
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short humor on an unfunny topic. This is a parody based on statements made in the recently unsealed deposition.
2020 or “My Name is Jesus Christ and I’m Running for President.” A Divine Comedy Sample
Price: Free! Words: 15,220. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015 by J.C. Hulsey. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A sample taste of the bestselling new novel from author Timothy Cooper. Democrat Jesus runs for President to stop war between Muslims and Christians! Get your copy of the new hit of the 2016 presidential campaign season today! "You will love it and be empowered by it!" says one Goodreads reader.
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Entitled
Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“It wasn't like I was taking anything they didn't already have.” “What have they ever done to deserve any more?” “It's not about the money.” Are you really entitled?
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
Americosis Vol. 1
Price: Free! Words: 16,180. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A naked man in New Mexico claims to have traveled through time. He says that he's America's savior. A sexually-transmitted infection in New York takes control of people's bodies and burns them out in a drive to infect others. And a Presidential candidate is talking to angels. His aides think he's crazy. The electorate might disagree. It could all be madness. It might be the apocalypse.
Saving Hitler. Part One: Killing Hitler
Price: Free! Words: 21,730. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this dark comedy series, a Jewish brother and sister sneak back into time with their uncle’s time machine and accidentally kill Hitler. They are delighted until they get back to the present and see the awful and odd things that have happened as a result, they find they have no choice, they must save Hitler