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Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 4
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Read this and laugh OR Read this and get pissed off.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
The Easter Bwummers
You set the price! Words: 17,590. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Easter will never be the same for the Bwummers after Netta decides to bring some magic to the party this year - and things turn out very different to what she - or anyone else expects.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 3
Price: Free! Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula
Price: Free! Words: 34,070. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula. To solve the mystery, the UK’s Central Perversion Enforcement Directorate has no choice but to call in the directorate’s leading experts in all that is rude and naughty: Norbert Trouser-Quandary and his wife Maureen, from the village of Little Frigging in the Wold.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 2
Price: Free! Words: 4,030. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...
11 Noches
Price: Free! Words: 43,810. Language: Spanish. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
¿Como podrías sobrevivir si en tu pueblo se fue la luz durante 11 Noches? ¿Podrías mantener la calma para encontrar la solución? ¿Ganarían las fuerzas del caos o se impondría el bien?
Terry And Moonflasks
Price: Free! Words: 42,950. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime
Popular 1980s comedian Terry Scott comes by a series accidents into the possession of a precious piece of Ming dynasty porcelain. This leads him to become involved in a web of intrigue involving Triads, Moonflasks, Manufacturing, Geology and Religion. In order to escapes this he persuades a friend to infiltrate a private girl’s school in Purley, undertakes a porcelain heist and finally...
Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My) The Graphic Novel
Price: Free! Words: 23,470. Language: British English. Published: November 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An adventure-choosing fantasy gamebook in which you must: Explore dangerous forests! Trade potions with exotic witches! Try not to be offended by the sarcastic rabbit! Only the bravest and best will succeed in saving themselves, rescuing their friends and preventing a dark and terrible fate from befalling the land.
The Rad Boys
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
The Curse of Doctor Finkenstone
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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Doctor Finkenstone stands on the brink of the greatest scientific discovery in history; one that will shake the foundations of science and rattle the roof-tiles of religion. But before he can unravel the mysteries of life itself, he must first overcome the attentions of an angry mob, the idiocy of his hunch-backed assistant, as well as the psychotic tendencies of his own monstrous creation.
Hustlers, Hash and Wastepaper baskets
Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The collection Simon Says is a series of short stories set in the 90s, when Thatcher's kids got loved up on Ecstasy and rebelled. Simon lives in a Middle Class world you will not read about in the Daily Mail, this is the world of drugs, paranoia and Murder.
Love in the Rough
Price: Free! Words: 46,130. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kate Tucker is a professional golfer that just can't seem to pick up a win. She's finished second so many times that the media has nicknamed her Second Place Kate. If that isn't bad enough, she's about to become golf's version of Eliza Doolittle. Her agent has come up with a plan to transform her into the hottest property on tour. Whether she likes it or not.
Confessions of a Middle-Aged White Man
Price: Free! Words: 8,040. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
Mommy, Why Can't I Pee?
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Animation
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From the world of The Garbage Can Man Show web series comes the immaculate Mommy Why Cant I Pee comic book!
The Adventures Of Cassidy Rayne
Price: Free! Words: 80,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ex adult film actress Cassidy Rayne is restarting her career after getting married and having two kids. She meets up with a new photographer and together they go on a comedic adventure across different times and places. Read how she battles an old rival and how she shows her true colors to everyone she meets.
F*ck Dolphins
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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100% Rehashed Content from a now defunct podcast. Behold my opus magnum. A collection of rehashed essays from a c*cked mind. Over a decade in the making. Dare I say the best book in the universe?