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The Good Morrow
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Price: Free! Words: 31,040. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An allegorical piece of fluff combining a yearning for transcendence with screwball comedy. After inheriting his grandfather's plantation and all the kooky relatives that come with it, a would-be poet falls in love with a girl no one else can see. Readers in search of realism and fully developed characters are advised to look elsewhere.
How Lions Ended Up In Cages
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Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry
(3.00 from 1 review)
Updated. The Story of a lion in love with a girl and would follow her anywhere. Along with several other stories, "How Lions Get Out of Cages" and "And Snakes End Up In Pits", etc. All stories are told in short poem form and include pictures.
SAW - Sensational American Wrestling
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Price: Free! Words: 56,220. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.88 from 8 reviews)
A parody on the sport of televised professional wrestling. Tex Rich, an oil rich Texan, creates his own wrestling federation where his sons can be champions but just like the real show, nothing goes as expected. Full of plot twists, off the wall commercial breaks and colorful characters, S.A.W. is a non-stop laughter filled roller coaster ride.
The Peerless Orator
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Price: Free! Words: 2,270. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A young girl adores a touring orator, but a closer look changes her mind. A comical take on the similarity between young love and horror.
Employment Interview With A Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
Cats, Dogs, Ninjas and Fire-Hydrants. Twitter-Sized Jokes, Oneliners, Punchlines and Observations. With a Foreword by a Random Dude who wanted $10 for it but settled on $5 and a Taco.
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Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
This is Volume I of jokes I have written. They first appeared on my account on Twitter and I've preserved the Tweet format for this book. Hope they'll make you laugh. Or giggle. I'll also take a snicker or a chuckle. Have fun!
My brother's Half-Crown
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 2,000 words. In Ireland 1942, you made your own fun! Anyway, my turn came and I threw the shovel the highest, but this time it came straight back down like a guillotine and it took the tip off my brother’s nose. We all froze in horror. Then my sister picked up the tip and stuck it back on his face a second before the scream came.
The Monster's Lair
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Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur and Sid in a mini adventure.
Opúsculo de Rimazinhas Compilado Por Quem Não Respeita a Poesia
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Portuguese poetry
Todos os versos no presente volume foram compostos estando os seus autores completamente descalços.
Baseball Bats And Ballpoint Pens
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Price: Free! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by David Michael's short story - When Writers Attack - here on Smashwords, this piece of flash fiction delves into the amusing process of a creative writer escaping, if only for a moment, the humdrum monotony of real life.
Choque
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A vítima inocente de um acidente de viação acorda no hospital e descobre, sem perceber como, que o culpam de um crime atroz. (1 de 2 elaborações sobre piada arqueológica)
O Livro Sagrado
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A Bíblia. O Corão. Os Vedas. Nada a ver. Quando um adolescente com exames à porta e sem vontade de estudar decide usar o seu conhecimento superficial da Bíblia para fins nefastos, o resultado só poderá ser muito trágico.
Ego
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma viagem muito breve aos meandros da arte, que alguém classificou algum dia como "esse mundo de desavergonhados".
Sweet Revenge
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A very short story about cake and consequences.
Doofus and Valiant: A Short Comic Collection
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Series: English Teacher X, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Those two lovable scamps, Doofus and Valiant, are back again, in order to demonstrate what makes a good teacher of English a foreign language; and more importantly, what makes a lazy, stupid, shiftless, dirty, drunken, lecherous mess of an English teacher.
Welcome Wagon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bud regrets moving to suburbia with his nagging wife and irritable daughter. His new neighbors, however, provide him with an unorthodox solution to his problem.
Cool As A Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
(4.00 from 1 review)
"He's as cool as a cucumber." It fit. Kenneth Cary Coulson was as calm and self-possessed as any rookie pitcher that I had ever seen. With the playoffs on the line, Cucumber was called to pitch. With his dad and his girl friend watching, Coulson calmly reared back and threw two blazing fast balls. What happened next shocked everyone, including me in the press box.
The Trouble with Bliss
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Price: Free! Words: 66,080. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Now an acclaimed independent film starring Michael C. Hall, Lucy Liu, and Peter Fonda. Morris Bliss is clamped in the jaws of New York City inertia. When he finds himself wrapped up in an awkward relationship with the sexually precocious, 18-year-old daughter of a former classmate, Morris quickly discovers his static life unraveling and opening up in ways that are long overdue.
Reginald, Prince of Baboons
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Series: The Lost Forest, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 5,740. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
Once long ago, or short ago if you haven't got much time, somewhere on the African savannah, a group of trees decided to form a wood. The wood became a forest and then a Lost Forest... Within and around the forest lived many animals. Some had quite unusual adventures.This is the tale of one, Reginald, Prince of Baboons...
Love Stories Hate Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
By Russ Woods & Brett Elizabeth Jenkins