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A Very Foggy Christmas
Price: Free! Words: 27,780. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
I am Morten Astley Fogarty – insurance complaint handler and all-round entertainer. I love helping customers resolve their concerns and as I’ve only received three death threats so far, I’m clearly doing something right. My girlfriend is a performer, too and a wonderful actress - our director has tried her in lots of different positions. Let’s hope she can continue to satisfy him!
The Adventures of the Lane Avenger
Price: Free! Words: 25,210. Language: British English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ride with Lane as he fights middle lane hoggers, tailgating BMWs and car-hating local authorities for truth, justice and a bit of consideration for others on the highways of the UK. Rediscover lost skills, like using indicators and pulling in after overtaking and learn new ones like The Nudge, LA Stare and Flying 'H' and maybe one day you too could become a Lane Avenger. More hate less speed. 399
The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
Shutdown Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Alternative history
A real-time account of one man's experiences during the apocalyptic government shutdown of the United States government in 2013. This project started as a series of Facebook posts I did as the shutdown was going on (so keep in mind this e-book is very short). Now that it’s over, why not share the collection of posts with you? The events described may or may not be true. Judge for yourself.
Dreamland is Heavenland
Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beauty about nature.
Terror?In a Bus
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
An unusual man attempts to rob a bus. The passengers are torn between laughter and fear while the four police officers in the bus attempt to stop the spectacle.
BeanZ
Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
The Escape Artist
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What is there to be thankful for, when everyone seems so lost?
A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.
Out of Texas 1 : The Gaunt-Faced Grappler
Series: Out of Texas. Price: Free! Words: 32,530. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Can a radioactively reanimated cat find happiness in the world of professional fighting? In the Great State of Texas anything can happen.
Bitter Sweet
Price: Free! Words: 20,740. Language: British English. Published: October 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
Tom's making a bit of a mess of this. There's the new woman in his life, only he's doing his best to mess that up. There's the bad timing of the ex-girlfriend situation, which he really could have handled better. He can't seem to form decisions without having a few beers first either. Plus he's taking advice from a dysfunctional group of mates. This is going to get worse before it gets better.
TruLeigh
Price: Free! Words: 67,210. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Vivien Leigh Reid isn’t happy about spending the summer working as personal assistant to her estranged movie star mother, Annika Anderson, on film set in Ireland. Annika may be a cold-hearted diva, but her gorgeous young co-star, Sean, has Leigh all hot and bothered. When Leigh lands a part in the movie, she finds herself not only sharing scenes with her mother, but vying for the spotlight.
Conversations with Wonka - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka is back once more and brings with him, reluctantly, his simple friend Baba. Advising and talking it up you can't keep a good cat down and Wonka can advise on just about anything. It will soon be the jolly season but Owner is so far avoiding it. Can Wonka bring her round? Do read on and find out if merry Christmas is on the agenda....
A Beginner's Guide to Criminality: How to be A Successful Villain
Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(2.00 from 1 review)
So you’re thinking of converting to a life of crime; contemplating turning your back on society and normality for an alternative vocation; giving serious consideration to saying “t’hell with the laws of the land!” and “I’m going out to take what’s not rightfully mine!”? Then this guide is for you!
Tall Tree Chronicles, Rip-roaring Outdoor Escapades
Series: Tall Tree Chronicles, Rip-roaring Outdoor Escapades, Volume 1. Price: Free! Words: 35,160. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Outdoor Skills
(4.00 from 1 review)
Little did I realize the totally unanticipated consequences of swaying in a forest breeze untold hours alone with nothing to do but wait. Every pre-dawn morning, a new bone chilling adventure and a joyous heartwarming cerebral journey awaited me as I climbed high into the forest canopy for another thrilling outdoor session. Come along with me now, and chuckle together about the fun times.
The "Really True" History of George Washington
Price: Free! Words: 36,910. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A fictional biography of George Washington. In this alternate look at his life, the book tells the story through the eyes of his slave Johnny. Johnny and George grow Marijuana and sell it. The two frequent whore houses and sell crack together. This is the George Washington that they didn't teach you about in school.
Crimson Veil
Series: Weird Supernatural Horror, Story 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
"Tod's final exam in World Religion was coming up and he had decided to write it on western occult theory. Cool right? Wrong. Tod was a bit... impressionable. Spending the last eight weeks looking up every quack in Seattle who wore robes as an excuse to go commando had obviously fried what little brains Tod had left." Strong language warning.
Chez Alì (versión española)
Price: Free! Words: 57,760. Language: Spanish. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bar de día, cabaret clandestino de noche: en el escenario de una Milán frágil y multiétnica, “Chez Alí” es al mismo tiempo encrucijada y punto de encuentro de un nuevo universo humano y multicolor. Entre sus clientes frecuentes nos encontramos con Magda: una chica italiana de treinta años que recién ha terminado la universidad y que se gana la vida trabajando en un solarium...
RECHT hat, wer trotzdem LACHT
Price: Free! Words: 6,190. Language: German. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die Deutsche Anwaltshotline hat die 24 nach unserer Meinung kuriosesten Urteile der letzten Jahre gesammelt, in "kurze und knackige" Urteilsmeldungen verwandelt und als eBook veröffentlicht - 12 davon illustriert vom Berliner Künstler "Kurtu". Laden Sie sich das kostenlose eBook herunter, und überzeugen Sie sich, dass auch Gerichtsurteile durchaus unterhaltsam sein können!
The Lost Ballet
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 100,600. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another in the series of caper novels staring Gwenny and Roger June, who live in America's most beautiful town, Charleston, SC. In a secret compartment of an antique desk they find a musical score by Igor Stravinsky, and decide to produce the world premier of this lost ballet. Also staring Pete Townshend of THE WHO, Catherine Deneuve, and Mikhail Baryshnikov. And of course Stirg, their enemy.