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Beam Me Back To Venus
Price: Free! Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Beam Me Back to Venus’ is a light-hearted collection of humorous poetry based around the joys and challenges of parenting children from birth through the teenage years. Written from a mother’s point of view, many will relate to the frustrations of juggling paid work with the daily taxi run, housework and the dramas of bringing up a busy family.
Car Noir
Price: Free! Words: 10,740. Language: American English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Former Denver homicide cop Michael Ferris hunts for the murderer of a car salesman. Sequel to Upside Down. The Michael Ferris mysteries feature fictional Colorado characters with liberal viewpoints, the conversations are food for thought, not necessarily the author's true beliefs. The story is set in 2013. The 1/1/2014 publish date commemorates Colorado's historic milestone.
Aristocratic Thieves
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 95,520. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Little Jinny Blistov is a gangster who arrives in the US in the unheated hold of an Aeroflot cargo plane. He meets, make enemies of, then friends with, the aristocratic Gwenny and Roger June of Charleston. It isn't long before he convinces them to steal artifacts from warehouses of the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Then Stirg, a Russian billionaire and adversary of theirs, objects.
Hollywood Heels - Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the third installment of aspiring actress Lalah Valantine who finally get's the movie role she has been waiting for. However it is along side her archenemy. How will she overcome when disasters hits right before she starts filming.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Bible Study
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tommy has a problem. He just crapped himself in the pew of the First Nudist Church of Jesus Christ. Now, he needs to wipe. Badly. With nothing available, what is he going to do? Use a bible?
Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The Unbalanced Party tackle a pesky troll eating a local farmer's sheep.
The Altruist
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Spurned by love he dedicated himself to a love of all things - but would she notice him now? (Deep sigh.) Short short - 1K words.
Flashie Things v1
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Flash fiction with illustrations by Practically-A-Flake.
The Armada (Ninth Row - June & July 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June & July 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Eighth Row - June 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Knife...And The Newf
Series: The Bruno Adventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
So! You think only humans have adventures? Have you never watched "Milo and Otis" or "Homeward Bound?" Bah! Meet Bruno the Newf, and share his consternation as he struggles with the baffling Humans, most of whom need minders that few of them possess. In this installment, our hero must deal incisively with a fractured marriage, a late-night intrusion...and a knife.
The Armada (Seventh Row - May & June)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in May & June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
The Armada (Sixth Row - April & May 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April & May 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Gwenny June
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 87,630. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gwenny and Roger June make a friend and an enemy. The friend is a beautiful young Russian woman they catch in their house at 3am, armed with a gun. The enemy is her grandfather, a billionaire former Nazi hunter. Gwenny June is the best there is, at everything, and the game is on again in America's most beautiful town.
The Armada (Fifth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Blackberry Crumble
Price: Free! Words: 9,680. Language: British English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
'Blackberry Crumble' is a long short story about a haunted phone, a desperate café owner and her son, and a ruthless woman who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
The Armada (Fourth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Eden
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013 by Merchants Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cyril Zyk must hold back naked protestors who want to bring down an entire dystopian system where people are "men-women" and nothing is ever what it seems.