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Lunch On Lowestoft Pier
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Price: Free! Words: 18,610. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
In this fifth release in a series, Ken takes the reader on a journey winds amongst stories ranging in settings from the eastern shores of England to the Gold Coast. These locations serve as the perfect backdrop for Ken's character's to come to life.
Hilda
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Series: De brutale heks, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 25,190. Language: Dutch. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Hilda de brutale heks komt door een vreemde samenloop van omstandigheden in onze wereld terecht, een wereld die zij niet begrijpt maar die haar ook niet begrijpt. Het wordt een hele strijd voor de heks om de weg terug naar huis te vinden, met heel wat kolderieke situaties. Let op, door taalgebruik mogelijk niet geschikt voor jonge kinderen.
A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Love the NSA
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Five times a day, retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm prays to Washington and begs forgiveness. But no answer ever comes. When Special Forces try--and fail--to rescue his wife, Shazam saves the life of a wounded NSA analyst. But is this “analyst” what he seems? Or is he actually an archangel sent down from Washington--with glad tidings of great joy--in answer to Shazam's prayers?
Superkid and the Mutant Plants
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Series: Superkid, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 42,300. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this, the fourth book in the adventures of the youthful vigilante known as Superkid, you will bear witness to a crisis of epic proportions and how our hero averted it... assuming you read it. Plants all over the town of Poolington have been mutated and are now on the rampage! So it is up to Superkid and an unlikely band of heroes to stop them and save the day.
Hot Tramp
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Price: Free! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hot Tramp is a prequel to the novel Straight Men in Gay Bars. Eric is preforming a new social stunt by wearing a red boa to Vancouver’s hottest gay night club, Celebrities. His plan is to reprimand men as that try to pick him up; insisting that it is wrong to assume that all cross dressers are gay. It’s a dumb idea, but Eric is drunk and he enjoys the foolishness, besides what could go wrong?
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Beastly Encounters
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Price: Free! Words: 15,880. Language: British English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
BEASTLY ENCOUNTERS Tale #1 from Tales from Corny Cove... Beastly Encounters is the first tale in the author's novel-length book, TALES FROM CORNY COVE (Life in a Cornish Paradise… What could Possibly go Wrong?) released here as a free ebook.
What Others Tell you - A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 11,830. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Having a mentor should free up some time for Angie and allow her to get to the bottom of whatever juicy secret her sister-in-law is hiding. However, when "should" is a keyword, nothing ever seems to go as expected.
What You Tell Yourself - A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Most brides-to-be experience cold feet -- or at least luke-warm ones. And spending e a day at the spa seems like the perfect place to clear the head and make up one's mind. If only it was a little more peaceful and quiet in there.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
Junk Shop: A Dog Memoir
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Price: Free! Words: 33,870. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An old dog dispenses wisdom (whether you want it or not) and reminisces about her halcyon puppyhood with the human family she lost long ago.
Still a Child, not yet a Woman
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Price: Free! Words: 3,420. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The life of a teenager, and what's like to grow up with the different ages telling you to do different things, the three year old, trying to get you to set fire to something, the nine year old, telling you to keep out. And the adult, telling you to 'grow up' and get a life. However, Tabs can get into so much trouble, no matter what everyone says. *Has minor language*
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
How About ... Variety Smack?
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Series: Let Me Clear My Throat - Short Stories, One at a Time, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Harold and Steeven want to build a web comic together ... if only Steeven can stop thinking of bacon, and Harold can stop from killing Steeven. The fourth in a series of free short stories by Steeven R. Orr, author of Holliday's Gold.
Satan's Guide to the Bible - 1 Satan, Hitch and Snikwad Face Their Demons
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Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wondered what was IN the Bible, but didn’t want to get involved - or perhaps you’re trying to escape? Here’s your Hell-sent opportunity. Satan and his minions Hitch the hobgoblin and Snikwad the sprite, begin at the Beginning and embark on an entertaining, belief-free adventure where they discover that Yahweh the Bible god is not God, and the fiendish new Reformation Hypothesis explains why.
Just Wonka
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once more we join Wonka, the ninth in the series, and thanks to him Owner has pressed on with her goals, all set out in that Life Plan. Hurtling towards them with Wonka's fair but firm advice, surely all is going well? Even Shakespeare could have turned this tragedy into a comic turn, but what of Wonka, all alone now and without beloved Baba not to mention Golly? Join in the fun and find out!
The Firefly Paradox
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Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Defying causality and breaking the timeline in the name of fandom.
Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
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Price: Free! Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humorous jokes, stories, one-liners and comebacks for everyone to enjoy. Jokes that can be told to anyone or anywhere without reservation. Includes a collection of opening lines useful for great speech givers.
Dirty Soapie: The Superhuman Lies of Soapie Shuemacher
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Price: Free! Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Look out. The aliens are coming…and they're positively wacky.
The Boy and the Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A true and humorous short-story about a twelve year old boy, and it's ultimate battle against a smug, ill faced teacher. If you are curious as to who wins this battle, download this short ebook and spend 10 minutes of your time reading it.