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Cletus2016 Part 1: Three Contenders, Who is the True Antichrist by Aboot Boss
Price: Free! Words: 24,640. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Illuminati plans to wipe out 80% of the world’s population and enslave the rest under the New Cybernetic Gods. Three candidates for Antichrist have appeared, but which one is the true Antichrist? Can Cletus Trailerpark McHickleberry save God's Land, or will the Antichrist and the New Cybernetic Gods enslave humanity?
Fully Automated by Gabriel Just
Price: Free! Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General(3.00 from 1 review)
“Nano Stories from Hilbert Space” are very short stories set in the whimsical world of Hilbert Space. "Fully Automated" is the tale of a race of aliens, who face a unique challenge on their way to a free civilization. Their fate serves as a warning, that in a world, dominated by economy, capitalism and money, automation can be seen as an extinction event.
Froschgeschichten by Gert Richter
Price: Free! Words: 10,290. Language: German. Published: August 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Froschgeschichten ist eine Anthologie von lustigen, nachdenklichen, unverschämten, witzigen, intelligenten, manchmal auch brutalen Satiren, Nonsensegeschichten und Quatschgedichten. Viel Spass dabei!
The Japper Napper. by Darren Hobson
Price: Free! Words: 8,700. Language: British English. Published: August 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is the world we live in full of lies and conspiracies, nothing is what it seems, after reading papering over the cracks the reader can now see through the thin badly manufactured wallpaper that covers over the real truth. The story did not end there because if the reader decides to join in and demand the truth to be shown, the worlds governments would not be pleased.
Lake Lady-Nado by Robert A. Van Buskirk
Price: Free! Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Smarter and more eloquent than zombies, yet not so powerful or as cool as vampires, ghouls are the middle class of corporeal undead. Dwayne and Floyd are just trying to appease their insatiable hunger when they trigger a curse. This time the water faeries come all the way out of the lake and it’s more than our hungry anti-heroes can chew.
I (do Not!) Accept by Christian Exenberger
Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Computers and Internet » Computer literacy
How often do we skip over terms and conditions we see on websites, and accept them without a second look? Well that's fine, it's a choice we make, we trust the lawyers not to put anything funny in there. But sometimes the website lawyers try to take the choice away from us, try to force us to accept things we might not want to accept. This is a very fictitious story about very real T's and C's.
Ask Annie: When Annie met Silas by marc townsend
Price: Free! Words: 6,500. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story of when Annie met Silas, the soon to be love of her life, and about how she opens his eyes to a whole world of magic and mystery just on the other side of the street. This is not a traditional romance, but has the makings of one if the stars align just right and nothing eats them between now and their wedding day. Ask Annie, she has all the answers.
The Bombay Rifleman's Chest by J M Lee
Price: Free! Words: 82,850. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The City Brewery in London is owned by a rapacious, morally challenged, corporate megalith. An evil, seeping threat has arrived which threatens the entire body with commercial vaporisation. Arthut Bilt, Brewer and Head Brewer since time immemorial, battles to save his beloved employment from an early demise brought on by stress, globalisation, the ravages of progress and managerial stupidity.
Anita Smith. A short story # 4 by Barbara Jaques
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 2,500. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Life is a bus journey. Or is it a lottery, where you select your own numbers or even make a random choice? Whichever, the odds do not change. What does matter, however, is what you do with the ticket. Anita Smith left hers on the bus.
The Pipes, the Pipes! by Steve Howrie
Price: Free! Words: 7,010. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
This is the story of bagpipe player Dan Hunter and his obsession with the bagpipes. In a world where playing the pipes equates with drug addition, he is shunned by his wife and friends and eventually travels to London, desperately looking for an outlet for his craving. He finds this in Sheila, a young Australian with a bagpipe obsession greater than his own. But is this what he really wants?
The Days of Mister Thomas by James Rhodes
You set the price! Words: 51,970. Language: British English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Days of Mr Thomas is a speculative fiction set in a not too distant dystopia, tracking the interwoven lives of six people who will ultimately change the country. Originally serialised in Schlock Webzine in 2012-2013 and met with riotous cheering, it is now available in full for the first time.
The Great A4 Paper Swindle by Lindsay Johannsen
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: Australian English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Don’t ask me. I mean make of this what you will. The question is, where does this stuff come from? OK; I had a temperature, felt like a dog's breakfast generally, and the missus was feeding me her aspirin, honey, lemon juice and 240Volt OP rum alleged cough mixture. (I mean this can't really be happening. When I open my eyes I'll be young and handsome again and all will be sunshine and happiness…)
iHuman: User Guide by Paul Hawkins
Price: Free! Words: 29,170. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Human beings are one of the most fun things it is possible to be on Earth. However, they're also uniquely complicated, which is why you can't just point one in the direction of society, slap it on the bum, and hope for the best. Instead of flinging your limbs and opinions in all directions, this User Guide will help you get the most fun out of your time on the liveliest planet in the solar system!
Europalia by Rich E Beckett
Price: Free! Words: 115,140. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire(4.00 from 1 review)
“Unfortunately, a snarling, growling dog has limped from a stand of rhododendron bushes and blocked Jeremiah’s exit. The thing is the size of a Great Dane, but has the looks and build of an Eastern Europalian weightlifter. It is also baring its teeth and dribbling, as any decent guard dog or weightlifter should.” ...
La fase oscura (Sin tregua nº 0) by Tony Woods
You set the price! Words: 6,420. Language: Spanish. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Psychological terror thriller, with dosis of humor. Short story prologue to the novel Sin tregua (Non-stop), to be published soon. --- Thriller de terror psicológico, con mucho humor. Relato corto prólogo de la novela Sin tregua, de próxima publicación.
Only the Gnomes Know by Suzy Stewart Dubot
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: British English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban(4.67 from 3 reviews)
The quaint English village of Hampton prides itself on the upkeep of its old-fashioned cottages. The annual 'Appealing Garden' competition has the whole village participating with wonderful results. Dorrie's garden isn't quite what she planned.
North Rocks Poaching College - Independent Review of Science and Mathematics Teaching by Agent-Of ANSWER
Price: Free! Words: 37,040. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Sociology
Review of science and mathematics teaching practice and failure at North Rocks Poaching College.
The Whitefish River Rats by Rod Fisher
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns by Mario V. Farina
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!