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Romans Were Known For Their Aquaducks: And Other Gems of Wit and Wisdom in Western Civilization
Price: Free! Words: 42,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2015 by Spyderwort Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Western Civilization 101 was never quite like this! In a fractured, fictionalized, hilarious interpretation of events, here are five thousand years' worth of genuine student bloopers ("The Vaccuum is a large empty space where the popes live in Rome"), straight from the pens and exams of freshmen and sophomores trying desperately to make some sense out of the past.
Salvation Coinage
You set the price! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Money & monetary policy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God save the pun from pundissers. A new coinage for America, punny money as a means to national salvation. Description of coins spelled out and impact on national psyche examined for the good of the nation.
Cose da fare perché mi va
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: Italian. Published: May 9, 2015 by ZeugmaPad. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fare a testate con una capretta: il primo punto di una lista di cose da fare piuttosto bizzarra.Questo è il tentativo di portarla a termine.
The Shift: A Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Summers in New York were brutal—but worse with a foot injury. Money may have been no object for fashionista Adele Easton, but money couldn't soothe her pain. Could the office New Guy cure her of her ills? Contains strong language
Small Pots Also Have Ears (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: British English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you. However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then here it is...
The Photons in the Cheese are Lost
Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip
Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A group of children from Kalanansana Primary are given a guided tour of a museum and a lesson in how the world really works by a band of travellers.
The Fat Frog Song
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: Australian English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
As the name implies, this is actually a song. I could say I wrote it for the grandies but the truth is… Well it's like The Enchanted Music Box; it just came into my stream of consciousness. I wrestled the words into shape, arranged the tune that came with it and sang it onto a CD. But the world isn't ready for that just yet, so instead I've illustrated it and put it up as a poem for the littlies…
Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You’re Not Here
Series: Mining My Own Business. Price: Free! Words: 20,050. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After touring his comedy shows through Europe, stand-up comedian Xavier Toby was broke and decided to take a job in mining. In his memoir, Mining My Own Business Book 1 - Yell Out if You're Not Here, Xavier’s onsite somewhere in Australia working to pay off his credit card debt. This is book one of the four book series, and includes actual photos from Xavier's time in the mining industry.
The Parker-Flinte Expedition
Price: Free! Words: 6,380. Language: Australian English. Published: April 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mashups
This is another of my pointless flights of fancy. Oh no! you say. Why do you keep writing this rubbish? Why why why? And the answer is, I don't know. I mean it's simply what comes out the end of my fingers when I start typing. A kazillionty-five rewrites in the hope of getting it to half make sense, cobble up something which might pass for a cover, take a deep breath and hit the upload button and
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
I, Tim: Memoirs of a Cook on a Moon-Sized Planet-Vaporizing Space Battlestation
Price: Free! Words: 53,940. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(3.00 from 1 review)
What happens behind the scenes in the Star Wars universe? Should we trust those heroes and their claims? "I, Tim" takes place in a working-class, LGBTQ-friendly satirical version of the Star Wars universe; it's a behind-the-scenes look at the efforts that make the heroics possible. The story follows Tim, a line cook and survivor of the destruction of the Deeeath Star and his struggles with PTSD.
Une journée type d'un père au foyer et histoires "bloguesques", Volume I
You set the price! Words: 16,610. Language: French. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retrouvez les déboires d'un papa inexpérimenté qui se retrouve seul à seul avec son petit bébé à la maison! D'autres histoires courtes suivent ce récit: de l'addict qui explique sa dépendance au Père Noël maltraité, en passant par le super-héros des temps modernes, retrouvez toutes les histoires courtes publiées depuis plus d'un an sur l'antre du greg!
Green Jean Humor: Volumes 31-34
Price: Free! Words: 18,000. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains volumes 31-34 of the humor and satire zine, Green Jean Humor.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Good & evil
This book is about many things.
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.