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The Great A4 Paper Swindle
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: Australian English. Published: July 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Don’t ask me. I mean make of this what you will. The question is, where does this stuff come from? OK; I had a temperature, felt like a dog's breakfast generally, and the missus was feeding me her aspirin, honey, lemon juice and 240Volt OP rum alleged cough mixture. (I mean this can't really be happening. When I open my eyes I'll be young and handsome again and all will be sunshine and happiness…)
iHuman: User Guide
Price: Free! Words: 29,170. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Human beings are one of the most fun things it is possible to be on Earth. However, they're also uniquely complicated, which is why you can't just point one in the direction of society, slap it on the bum, and hope for the best. Instead of flinging your limbs and opinions in all directions, this User Guide will help you get the most fun out of your time on the liveliest planet in the solar system!
Europalia
Price: Free! Words: 115,140. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
“Unfortunately, a snarling, growling dog has limped from a stand of rhododendron bushes and blocked Jeremiah’s exit. The thing is the size of a Great Dane, but has the looks and build of an Eastern Europalian weightlifter. It is also baring its teeth and dribbling, as any decent guard dog or weightlifter should.” ...
La fase oscura (Sin tregua nº 0)
You set the price! Words: 6,420. Language: Spanish. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Psychological terror thriller, with dosis of humor. Short story prologue to the novel Sin tregua (Non-stop), to be published soon. --- Thriller de terror psicológico, con mucho humor. Relato corto prólogo de la novela Sin tregua, de próxima publicación.
Only the Gnomes Know
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: British English. Published: July 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
The quaint English village of Hampton prides itself on the upkeep of its old-fashioned cottages. The annual 'Appealing Garden' competition has the whole village participating with wonderful results. Dorrie's garden isn't quite what she planned.
North Rocks Poaching College - Independent Review of Science and Mathematics Teaching
Price: Free! Words: 37,040. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Sociology
Review of science and mathematics teaching practice and failure at North Rocks Poaching College.
Trump: Center of the Universe
Price: Free! Words: 1,740. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Trump's views of the beginning, the middle, and the end of the United States.
The Whitefish River Rats
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!
TKR8 Phanuel and Angel Base Logs
Price: Free! Words: 11,410. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Tying together some of the later characters of the Romance, here are more visions sketching the vast spiritual landscape of Heaven which we are only beginning to learn about!
Fanboys of Doom
You set the price! Words: 9,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Life following the zombie apocalypse is no bag of chips. That is unless you're former Police Officer Alex Ringo and you've discovered the resting place of the most valuable comic book of all. Desperate to add the Holy Grail of comics to his mobile man cave, Alex will risk being eaten alive by a bevy of zombie famboys to gain his prize.
Contractor Nonsense and Do It Yourself Madness
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The painters won't leave, Albert has to finish their job and the door installer tries to switch doors and charge extra. Albert struggles to keep cool—with mitigated success.
My Idea For An Ideal Heaven
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
The Top Tractor in the Pull
Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballplayers Bubber and Beaudine fight for Amaleen and the title of Top Tractor in the Dillon Valley Pull
Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: The Blartening
Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In the greatest unauthorized parody ever told, Paul Blart saves the world yet again!
Flash Sentry Is Not a Hero
Price: Free! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
There comes a time when a Royal Guard can do more than just stand around. This is that time.
Sterling Close
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sterling Close is the short story of a tiny community and their very particular, and rather unexpected, tastes. From the author of other unexpected short stories, novelist Barbara Jaques.
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
Heureusement que vous êtes là, Cécile!
Price: Free! Words: 74,150. Language: French. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Elle est belle, jeune et intelligente. Lui, est beau, riche et dominateur. Il cache au plus profond de son être, des blessures dont elle rêve de le délivrer. Son amour et sa..... STOP !!!!!! Combien de fois avez vous vu ou lu ce scénario ? Heureusement, Cécile est là !