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Sun on the Rocks - The Cocoanomics Gazette
Series: Sun on the Rocks. Price: Free! Words: 42,890. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Clarity Nice is arrested by Border Immigration at Miami Airport, for showing up in a list related to stolen bonds. To avoid going to a local jail, Clarity is hired by the shady Cayman figure Buddha Talk to help him get a beachhead in South Florida, using a manual called Cocoanomics, and prevent rival mobster di Laure, owner of the Mclannan's burger franchise, from dominating the burger market.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Christmas Tree
Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Every day is Christmas day if your frame of mind is right. So here is a little Christmas present for you in February. Enjoy now that we all have recovered.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Road Construction
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the reality of today you will spend a large part of your time sitting in road construction. Often I wonder why it takes more workers to watch one guy work. If this worker can't be trusted why not fire him. Since this year seems to be the year of protesting maybe we should protest road construction. Protesting this might actually make a difference in our daily life. Enjoy the frustration
Who Hell Me?
Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Some stories just can't be explained... Though this probably isn't one of them!
Mysterious Woman
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Marcus finds himself a date online. The two plan on meeting and Marcus makes a shocking discovery......
Dancing on Coffins
You set the price! Words: 16,200. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Harold Hoffman is a head of funeral home. Hoffman and his comical colleagues decide that it is necessary to increase the number of orders for coffins and a funeral. They want to increase death rate in the city. The journalist Julia Shweetner understands - this group of psychopaths threatens her city and fight against them.
Adam's Apple and the Infinite Regress
Price: Free! Words: 16,790. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Adam Evans has always felt like the universe was mocking him. That only gets worse when he's charged with murder under bizarre circumstances and exiled from existence. Facing a life of utter solitude, he seizes the opportunity to escape with a strange girl. He's determined to put his life back together, but he never could have guessed how crazy things were about to become.
Oh Shit
Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: February 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Always there is a funny side of any serious story. Here, I want to tell you some of imaginary stories, not necessarily related with the implementation of the present scheme, Swachh Bharat Mission. The characters described in the stories are fictitious and are not real. If any resemblance of any character is observed, it is mere coincidence only.
Time of Extinction
Series: Origin and Extinction. Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sequel to 'Point of Origin'. Queen Lukta has declared holy war against a race that has defiled the most sacred region of her empire. Her massive battle-fleet races through hyperspace, determined to eradicate the strange, ape-like species responsible, and put an end to their filthy habit of distributing porn around the galaxy. However, as they prepare for war, a shocking discovery is made...
Yo sombra
Price: Free! Words: 42,270. Language: Spanish. Published: February 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Francisco García Tortosa, íntimo de Joyce y su obra, charló un día con Palacio Rojo. Cuando ya se marchaba, le dijo: "Sevilla pide a gritos un Joyce y un Ulíses, en donde los sevillanos vieran cómo son de verdad. Y ese libro lo tienes que escribir tú". La única copia física de Yo sombra la posee García Tortosa.
Can't Buy a Thrill
Series: Psycho Killer and Other Tales Told In Red. Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 12 reviews)
There’s a fundamental difference between men and women when it comes to shopping—namely, women browse while men purchase.
Shipwrecks in the Harbor
You set the price! Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You’re on the road seeing the odd parts of America and its buffets. But there's still new weepy crap every day.
SuperKC and the Evil Procrastinator
You set the price! Words: 29,900. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a new place with new friends and new foes, but for the clone of Superkid, it's just another day in the life of a crime-fighter. When SuperKC's personal journey for his own identity lands him in Piner City, he finds himself facing a new threat: a group of supervillains known as the COW. Now it's up to him to wrangle this villainous heifer and its leader, the Evil Procrastinator.
When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dunce is a sex addict who blames it on his girlfriend. When his addiction makes him fail a job interview, he wants nothing but to see her dead, what could go wrong?
Jak ograbić starą ciotkę i być szczęśliwym
Price: Free! Words: 17,130. Language: Polish. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jak opisać starą ciotkę? Czy można, nie popadając w złośliwość i nie mszcząc się, odmalować osobę, która była bardzo uciążliwa, ale też bardzo dla nas ważna? Twierdzącej odpowiedzi udziela nam książka Tomasza Hejnowicza, który roztacza barwną i ciepłą opowieść o czasach swojej młodości.
To ja ukradłem panu samochód
Price: Free! Words: 23,560. Language: Polish. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Opis Opowiadanie "trochę" kryminalne. Perypetie motoryzacyjne głównego bohatera widziane są oczami jego krewnych i przyjaciół. Forma opowiadania to groteskowy reportaż - wywiad inspirowany filmem Woody Allena "Bierz forsę i w nogi".
A Bag of Currency
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
It is a small story about how fortune and misfortune come to a person simultaneously. The protagonist got a bag full of currency notes which are already demonetized by the Government. Then his problem started. How he came out of his trouble? It is a fun story and far from reality.
The Bergmann Protocol
Series: Gillitzer's Travels. Price: Free! Words: 5,840. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
A temporal exploration craft is struck by lightning and is forced to crash land at some point in the past. With their prime directive compromised, both the crew of the ship and, and the team sent to recover them, must race against time to avoid detection and prevent an earth-shattering disaster.
The Pennsylvania Pickle
Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.44 from 9 reviews)
The Pennsylvania Pickle is a funny comedy story about a Superhero who fights crime with a Pickle.
Point of Origin
Series: Origin and Extinction. Price: Free! Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
An ancient alien probe is discovered drifting in deep space and is taken aboard the battleship, 'Temperance'. Although it poses no military threat, the offensive nature of the symbols etched on the craft's hull, might just be enough to provoke a war.