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The Exponential Apocalypse Holiday Special
Price: Free! Words: 6,050. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2017 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Santa Claus is on the run, only it looks like the Abominable Snowmen chased him into the wrong hotel. Queen Victoria XXX and Boudica IX are ready and more than willing to help out everyone's favorite fat man, but could it be that Santa is sitting on a dark secret? Is Christmas in trouble? Again?
ANGEL Episode 1 in the Charity's Shop Series
You set the price! Words: 10,030. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charity's Shop: Where the boundaries fade between spirits, witchcraft, and philanthropy; where the stock is spooky, the customers peculiar, and where 'being charitable' takes on a mystical new meaning. 'ANGEL' is a novelette, approximately 9500 words long, and it is the first episode in the 'Charity's Shop' series.
Running Blind
Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A desperate man needs to make a fresh start. After he unexpectedly gains access to piles of loot, a tricky obstacle hinders his escape. He needs to put his wits to work and think fast to find a way out. It also might behoove him to take a moment and think about what he’s doing.
El absurdo bluperniano
You set the price! Words: 42,120. Language: Spanish. Published: December 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Los blupernianos son seres pequeños y viscosos con forma similar a un pulpo, unos seres que dedican su vida a la obra de unos desconocidos "ingenieros" y observar sus obras. Se encuentran en una nave situada en la órbita de la tierra, ahí han estado durante miles de años, ahora reciben la visita de un supervisor debido a sus investigaciones y sus interacciones con los humanos.
Las psicodelicas aventuras de kiko salamanca
You set the price! Words: 25,760. Language: Spanish. Published: December 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Adventure » Action
En este libro conoceras a kiko salamanca un personaje que te hara reir a carcajadas gamberro y cutre se ve envuelto en una trama de misterio con un misterioso medicamento en un hospital psiquiatrico
Silly Book Titles
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Everyone likes good, clean humor. This book is for those who appreciate quirky humor that includes a “play on words.” Sit back, relax, and enjoy over 100 creative titles and fictitious author names. It is for those with an edgy, childlike disposition, ready to giggle at a moment’s notice.
Single Family Asylum
Price: Free! Words: 49,170. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Parenting » Childhood development
When viewed through the eyes of a husband and father, every day family life ends up appearing less-than-normal. And the harder the author tries to attain "perfect parent" status, the more ridiculous and hilarious the stories become. The book is offered free,but for those who enjoyed the book, donations can be made here: https://james127.org/
McEdifice Returns
Price: Free! Words: 30,880. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
From Timothy the Talking Cat and Straw Puppy comes Chiseled McEdifice’s latest and greatest adventure. All he wanted was a peaceful life after decades of fighting evil but a cowardly attack sets him off on a bicycle ride of revenge and into an adventure across space and time.
Oli, a Star Bridge Too Far
Price: Free! Words: 88,610. Language: British English. Published: December 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Sun has gone barmy, and the end of the world is surely neigh. Oli and the crew must travel to the other side of the galaxy to prevent disaster, helped along the way by telepathic whales, the absent-minded creators of all living things, and Robby the rubbish robot. Should be fun.
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
Mattia che visse due volte
Price: Free! Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mattia è un ragazzo felicemente inserito in una normalissima famiglia quando scopre degli indizi strani che lo portano a indagare sul proprio passato e la propria vera provenienza. Aiutato dalle circostanze scopre l'ultima cosa che poteva immaginare. La vicenda, nell'offrire uno spaccato di vita attuale, non lesina in ironia e parodia, con spunti spassosi tra cronaca e diario, anche grotteschi
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 6
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I’ve never really seen eye to eye with my ultra-liberally minded son. He was admittedly much smarter than me in many ways. He just lacked a realistic view point. His ideas (which resembled my own when I was his age, as much as I hate to confess), were not based in reality. They were based in a fantasy world were humans acted out of compassion rather than greed.
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 4
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(1.00 from 1 review)
Read this and laugh OR Read this and get pissed off.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
The Easter Bwummers
You set the price! Words: 17,590. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Easter will never be the same for the Bwummers after Netta decides to bring some magic to the party this year - and things turn out very different to what she - or anyone else expects.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 3
Price: Free! Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.