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Checking In (People you wouldn't want to work with - Episode 1)
By Leigh Barker
Price: Free! Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Rob works for Global Air Lite and as usual there's nothing happening at the check-in desks. So he decides to liven things up, as usual. With calamitous results, as usual. Laugh out load funny and great a escape from 'normality'.
Toddler Tales: An Older Dad Survives the Raising of Young Children in Modern America
By Lee B. Mulder
Price: Free! Words: 28,250. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Couples that get pregnant in their 40’s and 50’s must be nuts,” the author writes. “These are people with productive jobs, breakable furniture, cars without Cheerios and a comfortable lifestyle. But from the moment the rabbit dies, that all changes.” These tales present child rearing from a whole new point of view... funny, moving and all too close to home for many of us.
The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Unmade Classics: Two Hilarious Situation Comedies
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Unmade Classics’ features two situation comedies by Lee Daniel Bullen, bestselling author of ‘Beset’. ‘Where Are They Now?’ and ‘New Ageing’ were both optioned by production companies but sadly chopped during the financial crisis cutbacks. Hope remains they’ll make it on the screen one day, until then they’re proudly presented in this modestly-titled and hilarious eBook!
Leijonakapina
By Jouko Kivinen
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: Finnish. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leijonat karkaavat eläintarhasta ja osoittautuvat hyvin arvaamattomiksi otuksiksi. Minikuunnelma.
A Story About a Man and a Dog
By Manuela Cardiga
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Sweet my love, I want to tell you a story about a man and a dog..." A story-teller weaves a whimsical tale of canine devotion for an argumentative audience.
The Nook Family
By Michelle Dalson
Price: Free! Words: 38,250. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Nook Family is a satirical short-story collection centered on a dysfunctional American family of geniuses. Consisting of a lazy, alcoholic scientist, his troublesome kids, his secretly diabolical baby, and his humanized pet rat, the Nook family is constantly stirring up trouble in their technology-dependent metropolis!
Captain Bartholomew Quasar and the Insurmountable Barrier of Space Junk
By Milo James Fowler
Price: Free! Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Returning to Earth after years of gallivanting around the galaxy, Captain Quasar and the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude find that all is not well on their home planet. So of course it will be up to Quasar and Company to save the day despite overwhelming odds and unexpected setbacks. Short Story - Space Opera / Humor Originally appeared in Ray Gun Revival Magazine
Deep Thoughts Volume 2
By The Joke Man
Series: Humor, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Meditation
If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like? If you are refinishing a table, shouldn't you have to restart? If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
Deep Thoughts Volume 1
By The Joke Man
Series: Humor, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
I wonder... do fish get thirsty? Wouldn't it be fun to hook the lights at a sports arena up to the clapper? I've been accused of having ADD. I don't believe in ADD. It's all in the mind... 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4. I wonder why they say that Flintstones vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable. Some just taste horrible, though.
The Part To No Genesis
By Robert Hill
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A man with a hump on his back awakens from a coma only to find that the hump is missing ... and so is his wife.
GIT: Late Buses
By Marc Corn
Series: GIT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
Laikanist Times
By Dylan Malik Orchard
Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The tale of three species, one going mad, one destroying the world and the other long extinct but all tied to the little green and blue ball of stuff we call home. While the dogs start seeing things, the bald chimps go to space and humanity just goes the future looks far from bright. Unless you're a sloth of course.
Evening Harold - The Free Lunch
By Ollie Perks
Price: Free! Words: 12,250. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Evening Harold has been the daily publication serving the village of Harold for the last 300 years. In March 2013, to mark the internet being available in the village for the first time, we decided to release the online version, EveningHarold.com , so it can be enjoyed by not only the residents of Harold, but also those in Dunstable and by the rest of the world
Willy's Bucket List: The Seven Deadly Sins for Fun And For Profit.
By Phil Wheeler
Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
At first, Willy was stoic when the doctor told him that he had pancreatic cancer and only six months left to live. But Willy rebelled against his own mind and philosophy, and he made a decision; With the time left to him he would do what he had spent a lifetime denying – he would have some fun! With that thought in his mind Willy's Bucket List was created.
Loose Beans From The "Coffee Can Chronicles"
By Michael Pollick
Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
These ultra-short essays were originally commissioned by a gourmet coffee company in Portland, Oregon. They were scheduled to appear on coffee can labels, but instead remained unpublished for ten years. The original Smashwords collection, "Coffee Can Chronicles", is also available for purchase. Brew up a pot of your favorite java and enjoy these short pieces while you drink it.
Exodus: Year 40
By William Hrdina
You set the price! Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Exodus Year 40- is a sort of humorous essay/deconstruction of the Ten Commandments story as it is found in Exodus. I’ve been doing a lot of Bible reading as research for my latest novel The Gospels of Nikolai Tesla and I couldn’t help myself.
Young Lions
By Andrew Daws
Price: Free! Words: 110,900. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Brian and Dave, young and enthusiastic architects, have to part company to find their own success. But can they? The comedy continues, but Young Lions is also a satire about the search for love and what you have to do to get ahead in business. It also reveals, in no uncertain terms, the dark side of the property world and the underbelly of a profession in which people will do anything for power.
Enraptured: A Novelette About Lamias
By Richard Martinus
Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: British English. Published: March 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The Apocalypse may or may not be around the corner, but the lamias of Nether Parts Punishments, Afterlife Services England & Wales (Hell), have a more serious problem to deal with.
The Revolution WILL Be Televised, After Don Kirschner's Rock Concert
By Michael Pollick
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the days before cable television, most Stowbilly teens would stay up way too late to watch local shows like Hoolihan and Big Chuck. A few of us dared to stay up even longer, and the rewards were even greater. Late night television was rock concerts by the Cousin It Band and monster chiller horror theater. Come with me on a trip back to 70s late night television. Just keep the noise down.