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A Letter from a Worn-out Husband
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Price: Free! Words: 820. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sherman can't understand why his wife is so mad, but he doesn't really care. All he needs is some food. If any men out there can sympathize with his plight and drop something off for him, he'll be a happy man. If you want to know what happened and why Sherman is not only on the run from his wife but being carefully watched by the police, read his letter.
Max's Revenge: a wedding, a party and a plate of dog food stew
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Series: The Max Books. Price: Free! Words: 23,610. Language: American English. Published: March 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Max is out for revenge. In The Wedding, Max gets dumped from being the pageboy at his uncle’s wedding. Max isn’t happy and he knows who is to blame. His evil aunt. Max wants revenge. Will he get his chance before the wedding is over? In Dog Food Stew, Max uncovers his aunt’s evil plan to sell his nanna’s house. Will he stop his nanna’s house from being sold and get revenge on his evil aunt?
Two Bold Little Boys
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Price: Free! Words: 4,370. Language: British English. Published: March 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Once upon a time, there were two bold little boys called George and Fred. They were so bold, so incredibly naughty, they made the lives of everyone they came in to contact with unbearable. Their poor, bedraggled mother did try to tame them, though, to keep her sons on the straight and narrow, but she was at nothing against two little thugs hell-bent on causing the maximum amount of mischief.
Border TalesToo The Borderland (Mis)Adventures of CBP Officers Elvis Mahoney & Co-Conspirators
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Price: Free! Words: 105,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Border Tales. Former reporter and CBP officer James Whitesell's original journalistic non-fiction work on the on the Arizona/Mexico border. Do a literary genetic splice. and add Mark Twain on LSD to Border Tales. The result? Border Tales Too. Take a step outside ordinary reality and give it a read. Oughta be good for some laughs. .
The Granny In The Red GTS
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: Australian English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The grandmother mentioned here, Dear Reader, was my beloved stepmother, and the story, in essence, is true. Yet painting a picture faithful to her person and personality meant applying a little poetic licence (so to speak), an indulgence I hope you will understand and appreciate. And what has it been? …seventeen, nearly eighteen years? And, even now, to write these final pages still weighs heavy.
Normalized (Part One: Superfluous)
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Price: Free! Words: 15,760. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
The personal journal of a superhero who is robbed of his powers and arrives at the absurd decision to fight evil as a normal man.
The Great and Radical-Awesome Animal ABCS
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Price: Free! Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Learn about animals in a humorous and totally legitimate way, with The Great and Radical-Awesome Animal ABCS. Complete with: -No pictures -Lies -A trustworthy narrator So what are you waiting for, pick it up and start learning about those awesome animals! -A humorous piece meant for anyone over twelve. Please don't read this to your kids.-
Cosmic Tales 6: Tragedy
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Price: Free! Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Elwood and 234 travel to the Republic of Gyros to witness an economic collapse and the meltdown of a well-established and ancient society.
De onverwachte maar totaal echte waarheid over Goek en Kwaak
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Price: Free! Words: 680. Language: Dutch. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Men heeft het vaak over de strijd tussen goed en kwaad, goed doen en kwaad doen, of wie goed doet goed ontmoet. Dit zijn echter onjuiste begrippen, er is nooit goed en kwaad geweest. In realiteit is het juist Goek en Kwaak.
Lifestyles of the Witch & Famous: Tahiti in Texas (Part 1 of a 4 Part Serial)
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Series: Lifestyles of the Witch & Famous. Price: Free! Words: 11,410. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Love and laughs in the fast lane! Contemporary romance with humor, heat, and high jinks (part 1 of a 4-part serial)… Sparks fly and incinerate into a bonfire when a hard-hitting billionaire, Tyler James, locks horns with the bewitching Molly Leigh. Before the smoke clears, Tyler must learn a powerful lesson. And Molly may discover that a hard man is good to find.
Log On, The Big Book of Bowel Movements
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You set the price! Words: 45,510. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A tongue in cheek perspective of the fine art of the dirty deed; taking a dump. We all do it, why not share our adventures, brag about our accomplishments and cry in our failures. This is a hysterical look at taking a dump, complete with chapters on wiping, smell, food and forbidden stories, only to be shared amongst the closest of friends.
iPhone Selfie
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Series: BULLSHIT. Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second book in the 'Bullshit' series. Here, Johnny and Sam are appointed for this week's nonsense entertainment.
The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society
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Price: Free! Words: 79,920. Language: Australian English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?
Romance
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Price: Free! Words: 35,090. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Carla the florist is surrounded by the duplicitous and the craven – and that’s just her flowers. The human beings are infinitely worse, especially the men. There’s Gwynne, her oafish brother, Gerald, the suave and sophisticated doctor whose hidden agenda is unspeakable, and finally there’s David, the handsome, dashing lawyer whose deceit hurts most of all.
Hobnail Boots
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Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In school there was a pupil, a boy called Tony. Let me tell you about him… Although baptized Anthony, everyone knew him as Tony. Although he wasn’t a bad child, not really, he was always doing something that he shouldn’t be doing, to divert people’s attention from the bugbear of life – his height – or lack of it. You see, Tony was small.
Thunder and Lighthing
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
A childhood story, from a long time ago, when I lived in Sunbury on Thames. It was as a hot summer’s day, so hot the tar on the road had begun to melt. Seated in a hot, steamy classroom, while our teacher went on and one about why we should understand and get our young heads around algebra, I listened to the sound of thunder rumbling in the distance...
Accidental M******e
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Series: BULLSHIT. Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: March 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short humour, romantic, lazy, bullshit, adult friendly short story with an unexpected end which was also unexpected by the protagonist too. The story starts and goes further with the description by the protagonist. And the author only reveals what the book's name at the end of the book.
The Hospital Visit
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Price: Free! Words: 17,180. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Healthcare issues
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A true story of a visit to hospital - the ups, the downs, and the absurdities. A combination of a true medical situation and all the serious and comedic aspects involved with it.
"Life Is About Choices" For Dummies
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Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A very short work of fiction for those still dazed and confused by the daily grind; on the other hand, plain and obvious truth to those who have woken up and smelled the coffee. Whether you see this brief work as fiction or non-fiction, you'll have to admit - it is very concise.
Jumping Down the Stairs
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Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For children living nowadays, where every modern convenience, electronic game and gadget is readily available for their entertainment and enjoyment, jumping down the stairs must seem like a rather stupid, reckless and even foolhardy activity, but let me tell you, right here and now, I had some of the best times of my life while jumping down the stairs. A short story in the style of Roald Dahl.