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A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Stop Hating America
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014 by J.M. Porup. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm hates America. More bloodthirsty than Osama bin Laden, he’s notched his Koran so many times that nothing is left but confetti. When a SEAL team tries to take him out in the mountains of Wakistan, al-War defeats them all--and captures the Navy’s first female commando. Their unlikely romance makes him question his hatred of America.
The Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
The Gish Chronicles: Volume 3 - Show Up, Put Up, Ring Up. Shut Up.
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Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gish, 35, is in trouble. No job, no company, no boyfriend, an NYC mortgage - and no prospects. In this edition of The Gish Chronicles, Gish faces drive-by interviews, retail rejection and the life story of a washed-up technophobe recruiter.
Tattooed Lesbian Jailbird and other Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 37,410. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A must read for the short story fan who likes to be entertained and mentally challenged. This compendium is a heterogeneous collection of stories. Those who enjoy humor and intrigue will find much to enjoy. Most of the offerings herein are diverting and cheerful. However beware approaching sections toward the end. These have material of controversial, contemporary, subject matter.
LOL Short Stories #1
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Price: Free! Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Thirty minutes of humor to make you smile. These are five humorous light-hearted stories to read when the mood feels right. The vernacular is typically antipodean — have a laugh and enjoy. I would love your feedback.
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
Chance Encounter (Take a Chance: Prequel)
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Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Daphne and Jack meet on a Greyhound bus heading north from California. The year is 1976 and Daphne is a pregnant teenager. Jack is a guy in search of a future. For these two lost souls, this is a ride that will change their lives and begin a dynasty. This is a prequel to the Take a Chance series about the eleven kids Jack and Daphne will collect over the years.
Death Comes To All Bears (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a young boy and his teddy bear, and what happens on one cold spring night.
The Wiles of Decay (Serial part one)
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Series: The Wiles of Decay, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The Wiles of Decay features amongst other things: murder, death, strange people, at least one cat and supernatural forces. When Mr Frederick Maxmorran is poisoned an investigation is set in motion, leading into a world full of very objectionable people. This is the first part of the serial, all subsequent parts will be free initially.
The Mascot
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Price: Free! Words: 12,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Mark Western a 13 Year old school boy goal keeper after a bet with some of the England football team, finds himself on the subs bench in Brazil. After a bout of food poisoning the England team is left with barely a full team and Mark is there to make up the numbers, that it until the keeper is taken off with a head injury. Will he be played? Please leave a review as I rely on your feedback G.G.G
The Rose Arbor
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Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Coffee Break Humor-Short Story Alert! Wayne Pope wanted to help his neighbor, but who would have though he could come up with a plan to solve a problem and make so many people happy all at the same time? Thelma and Hal Kitchens would be grateful for a long time. A gentle man's heart and a gentle old bull were both given a reprieve, thanks to Wayne.
Rumble at the Robot
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Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Of three-story robots and childhood turf wars. A short memoir about children misbehaving.
Impact
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Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Follow the blue line here. Follow the green line there. These were not things that Betsy Walsh expected to have to do on her way to heaven. Impact is a fun little short story about the customs checks required to get into heaven.
The Silk Mind
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You set the price! Words: 54,840. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Ashlin Smith is incredibly bored with his job as supervisor of the Royal Badger Survey. He wants nothing more than to quit and go back to being a blacksmith like the rest of his family wanted. However, due to politics, prophecy, and an inexplicable plot set in motion decades before, his job is about to become a lot more interesting, and not in a good way.
Fart Lots
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Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Educational
I fart lots. I mean I really fart lots! Since the day I was born I’ve always been a farter. My parents tell me I farted in the face of the doctor that delivered me!
The Man in Beaver Cove
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You set the price! Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Small-town plumber and recent divorcee Ed Brain lives a lonely life on the muddy banks of Beaver Cove. At least he does until Higgy—Ed’s old classmate and now the town drug dealer—drives his Corvette off a cliff and into the water outside Ed's door . . .
Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .
Les esclaves spirituels du Collectorum rosikrucien Ière partie Pagaille sur l’autoroute astrale Illustré
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Price: Free! Words: 9,150. Language: French. Published: May 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Une jolie rousse à l’allure de star repère sa prochaine victime
Planet Me: Have the Scotch Gone Yet?
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Price: Free! Words: 11,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A bit like the original Planet me - with added zest! A calculating and savage analysis of everyday life situations. Oh, and a monumental annihilation of contemporary political thinking.
My Family and Other Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?