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General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody
The Whitefish River Rats by Rod Fisher
Price: Free! Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It was the summer of 1942 in Whitefish, Montana. A gathering of 11-year-old miscreants, wanna-bee Tom Sawyers with old guns and derelict boats, find adventure and mystery in an abandoned schoolhouse and on a polluted river.
Twenty-Four Home-Groan Puns by Mario V. Farina
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On March 14, 2016, I published book of puns in Smashwords entitled Read My Best Puns To Boggle Your Mind. In this book you'll find 24 more. As with the last batch, these puns are originals. The last batch treated you nice; they were intended to be funny. The ones in this book are mean; they're intended to make you groan. If you didn't read the ones in the last collection, please do it now!
TKR8 Phanuel and Angel Base Logs by Michael Basham
Price: Free! Words: 11,410. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Tying together some of the later characters of the Romance, here are more visions sketching the vast spiritual landscape of Heaven which we are only beginning to learn about!
Fanboys of Doom by Steeven R. Orr
You set the price! Words: 9,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Life following the zombie apocalypse is no bag of chips. That is unless you're former Police Officer Alex Ringo and you've discovered the resting place of the most valuable comic book of all. Desperate to add the Holy Grail of comics to his mobile man cave, Alex will risk being eaten alive by a bevy of zombie famboys to gain his prize.
Contractor Nonsense and Do It Yourself Madness by Jos Henry
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The painters won't leave, Albert has to finish their job and the door installer tries to switch doors and charge extra. Albert struggles to keep cool—with mitigated success.
My Idea For An Ideal Heaven by Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales(5.00 from 4 reviews)
So... Let's see... What is it I don't like? What can't I stand? What would I have to get rid of to make my ideal heaven? Without a shadow of a doubt the thing I personally would get rid of is...THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT THIS GREAT MYSTERY IS TO READ THE STORY!
Sterling Close by Barbara Jaques
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sterling Close is the short story of a tiny community and their very particular, and rather unexpected, tastes. From the author of other unexpected short stories, novelist Barbara Jaques.
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things by Casey Chaplin
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Is It Really So Bad? by WTF Man
Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
Heureusement que vous êtes là, Cécile! by M.D Jane
Price: Free! Words: 74,150. Language: French. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Elle est belle, jeune et intelligente. Lui, est beau, riche et dominateur. Il cache au plus profond de son être, des blessures dont elle rêve de le délivrer. Son amour et sa..... STOP !!!!!! Combien de fois avez vous vu ou lu ce scénario ? Heureusement, Cécile est là !
Lady Fantastica Eighty Percent Accurate by Mario V. Farina
Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Henry's wife Belle had come home bubbling with excitement about Lady Fantastica. Her predictions were reputed to be eighty percent accurate. Though skeptical at first he became convinced. Because of this, he acted upon them. While he was able to verify that Lady Fantastica's accuracy rate were indeed fantastic, he wasn't happy. Why for goodness sake!?
More Money than Sense by Alannah Foley
Price: Free! Words: 11,490. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baxter may be stinking rich, but he has no concept of money - and he’s oh-so-gullible! When he squanders his dwindling millions buying the Tower of London from a con artist, it’s the last straw for his long-suffering accountant. Determined to change, Baxter sets off on a quest to do just that!... But will he have the sense to decide on the best course of action?
They Were Just Being Polite by Mario V. Farina
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General(4.00 from 1 review)
I did not retire until I was 90. The reason I didn't was because I never thought about it and nobody ever suggested it. Fred finally did. I wanted to see what being retired felt like. Angie and I went to a restaurant we had never been to before. I did not wear my hair piece the first time but I did the second. Nobody noticed the difference! This made me mad. In this book
Ten Dollars On The Nose by Bill Russo
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General(5.00 from 1 review)
In the 1970s gambling in Massachusetts was taken out of the hands of hard working citizens called ‘bookies’ and put into the greedy, sticky mitts of the politicians - in the form of a State Lottery. I always felt that an honest crook like my local numbers guy was more on the 'up and up' than the people running the 'legal' numbers racket. This is a short story of Cape Cod's favorite bookie.
Bucket & Broom in China by Steve Howrie
Price: Free! Words: 56,780. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A very funny, light-hearted fictional diary/blog, seen through the eyes of misfit twenty-something Simon Broom. After starting a microbiology course, Simon lands a English teaching job in Shanghai, China, and heads off on a life-changing adventure with quirky girlfriend Julie Bucket. The story covers eight months in the young couple's lives as they struggle to find themselves in an alien culture.