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Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
You set the price! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
El Candímetro Is In Braille
You set the price! Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
I got a jury summons for my eighteenth birthday, thanks to the dual misfortunes of having survived that long and not having committed any felonies along the way. Growing up in Miami in the eighties, it was something of a perfect storm.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Venus Fly Trap
Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The family dog and a Venus Fly Trap help a woman unearth enough of her husband’s secrets that she wonders what more he may be hiding, what other dastardly deeds could there be and can she get at them? Perhaps it wasn’t the dog and the Venus Fly Trap that smoked him out. Maybe it is her developing psychic ability coming to the fore.
How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL
Series: Steve O'Reilly Presents. Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Sexuality, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(1.00 from 1 review)
Steve O’Reilly Presents: How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL See why Bob the Mechanic and Mr. Too Big to Fail plays by different rules when in comes to fidelity, or a lack of it.
The Hollowed Tree
You set the price! Words: 89,820. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leadership in the jungle is profoundly disquieted by the unexplained disappearance of a human boy. They fear that the boy is lost. After considerable deliberation, and sometimes unruly contention, all hands come to the conclusion that there is but one possibility: the lost boy has gone in search of that most closely guarded secret of the jungle, the Hollowed Tree.
A Royal Scam
Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fan of Queen Elizabeth II gets carried away, lands in a festivity of royal proportions and eventually is caught up in an encounter with Prince Charles. Is he fooled, taken in, or just pretending. Will there be consequences and will this interloper be up to them?
Si eso de ahí es un Dragón, ¿Dónde diablos está la Mazmorra?
Price: Free! Words: 18,300. Language: Spanish. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Un hechizo ha fallado y la universidad de magia despierta más solitaria y silenciosa de lo que sería recomendable para un lugar en el que se experimenta con las fuerzas arcanas a diario. Tres magos que apenas recuerdan como se hacen las cosas de magos serán los únicos capaces de salvar a la universidad de una más que probable catástrofe. No cabe duda de que la magia tiene sentido del humor.
The Moment of Truth
Price: Free! Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
There is something decidedly strange about the new family in Treeview -- the ones with the odd haircuts, pointed teeth and strange attraction to vegetables. Life has gotten odd since they arrived and now it's up to three local ladies to take care of the problem! The short story is followed by a preview of the first chapter to the novel Beware the Wrath of Bunny Hopper.
Message in the Bottle
Price: Free! Words: 2,230. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
Genie opens the bottle that he had found on the beach. He fancies a she-genie and plans family. But, it carries a message from a four year old girl who wishes for a clean city. Genie's efforts create a mass cleanliness movement in India.
GITT: Halloween 2
Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Blue Blue City
Price: Free! Words: 153,700. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
More avant-garde than if Lenin was an Irish policeman, Blue Blue City is a text produced by mangling Pride and Prejudice beyond all comprehensibility. I've never read it, and I wrote the thing. Daryl Jones is placed in several bizarre situations, and there's also a pregnant senator running around. Basically, a crap Finnegan's Wake.
Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle
Price: Free! Words: 89,970. Language: British English. Published: October 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is 1976 and Harry Spittle wants a quiet vacation, an easy job and a girlfriend. Instead his family is in crisis, his sister is in trouble and he is up to his neck with drug dealers, workplace bullying and a local gangster. When he discovers a family secret that might blow his known universe apart Harry has a choice. Will he run and hide or will he stand up and become a man?
The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire
Price: Free! Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Story #1: The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire - A zombie desires to dance like his hero, Fred Astaire, but first he must find a willing teacher. Story #2: The Goldfish Who Contemplated Life - A sad goldfish dreams of escaping his fish bowl so he can fight zombies, eliminate erectile dysfunction, and meet Justin Bieber.
Let's Make This Believable
Series: Novels, Novellas, and Short Stories · History and Historical Fiction · Hot Picks · Rising Fast · Freebies, Book 17 · Most Downloaded. Price: Free! Words: 260. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Historical » USA, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Flash Story: Have you ever wondered if the things beheld by your public eye are only figments fed to you by the corporate news machine? This is a short, humorous take on the possibility of news media fakery, particularly, space travel. Get a behind the scenes look at the struggles of the actors involved.
Blackboard Galaxy
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching.
The Dead Need Nature, Too
Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
(4.00 from 1 review)
Unfulfilled by the zombie lifestyle, one of the walking dead spends a day at the park finding joy and meaning in nature.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Not Man Enough
Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!