Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Dog Food
Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This is a short story: Steven just witnessed his beloved dog tear out the throats of his two best friends. It gets even more surreal when the dog explains to him why he did it.
Your Guide to the Coolest Neighborhoods in North America
Price: Free! Words: 36,890. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
If Charles Dicken's Pickwick vacationed with the writers of "Portlandia" they might pen this hilarious exploration of North America's undiscovered gentrifying 'hoods. From a magical stew in DC to Atlanta's artisanal cola, from San Francisco's weird starchitecture to NY's off-putting pop-up and New Orleans' gator-friendly hostelry, escape and laugh with intrepid gay travel writer Nate Molino
Charley at the Office
You set the price! Words: 11,120. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charley Ivers and his best friend Meagan are your average employees in an office building. They have fun whenever they can, whether it's in a massive blizzard or an unsupervised Thursday, these two will find a way to enjoy it.
The Debt & the Doormat
Price: Free! Words: 146,570. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.91 from 11 reviews)
When Jazz gets herself into financial trouble Poppy, being a good friend, offers to help. She instead ends up being talked into swapping lives, with Jazz insisting it will be good and help her get over her broken heart. Poppy is thrown into a new life, full of crazy housemates and her life soon becomes chaos. Will she get her life back before her brother's wedding? And will she want to?
Stories And Tales - Truth, Lies, and Wild Exaggerations
Price: Free! Words: 6,060. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
This is a collection of short stories - some are true, some are fabricated, and some are wild exaggerations. Contents: Empty Shadows, A Lot of Bull, Brother and the BB Gun, Fishing with Dad, Flasher on the Mountain, Saving Mom’s Life, Man in Restaurant, My Son the Construction Engineer, Learning the ABC’s and Counting, Mom Doesn’t go Fishing With Dad Anymore, Watching the Buffalo
Tales From Topout: Prince Rockhard and the Holy Hex
Price: Free! Words: 25,490. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Told in the quest tradition, this story is based in a fantasy world dedicated to rock climbers: The Holy Hex has been stolen and Prince Rockhard must retrieve it before the kingdom of Cliffedge crumbles away. Together with his motley crew, they must face dark forces, evil mercenaries, bad weather and a crux more fearsome than anything seen on a cliff face before.
Spot an Alien
Price: Free! Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
*"So Mike! You ready?" He handed him the microphone and held the camera in his own hands. "Pretty much Mate" With a thumb's up, he held the camera in his hands tightly. Then Mike started with a wide smile..
Selling it All
Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
It's The End Of The Universe As We Know It [And I Feel Scared]
Price: Free! Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Huge metaphysical concept science-fiction, as discovered by a spaceship of idiots! This is silly light-hearted science-fiction in a flash. Also featuring monkeys in cummerbunds!!! Yes,really!
Bandwagon
Price: Free! Words: 90,120. Language: British English. Published: July 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The road to stardom, as any good band will tell you, is paved with good bands who failed to reach the end. Its substrate is the pulped contracts, discarded ticket stubs and recycled vinyl blues of a myriad crushed dreams. This is the story of one band who didn't even know they were on that road, the first human-robot combo ever to sneer at a drum machine.
Superhero Quick-Change Blues
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Superheroes, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Terrance Trainer discovers he has superpowers, he is forced to confront a sad truth- being a superhero is as straight forward as it seems.
How Not To Commit Murder
Price: Free! Words: 112,900. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his latest stint in prison - until he stumbles upon a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust, and is blackmailed into becoming an accomplice. Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital, as he tries to save Lucy's life, and his own - without his wife finding out.
Mummy Mouse
Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Eleven year old C.K. has a secret. An epic secret with a furry white coat, long tail, four scratchy feet...and a sickening desire to drain enough life-forces to become a Pharaoh, a mouse-god, and seek his revenge on the two-legged world. Mummy Mouse is a dark tale of friendship, revenge, and bad parenting. C.K. is the only one who can stop Mummy Mouse...but that would break his heart.
Drycleaning
Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jeffrey goes to the pub. A lot. He's gone stale and his suit hangs off him in demonstration of the fact. Jeffrey has lost touch with a lot, until something changes things.
Epic Death
Price: Free! Words: 112,110. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Someone stole the prize for a major sporting event. It will take three bounty hunters, a pro-racer, one super model, one ‘super’ model, at least two robots and the known universe’s most popular (and most dramatically debt riddled) celebrity to get it back. This is a fast paced, multi-fronted, heist story with a side-order of science fiction and a small helping of the old ultra violence.
Presidential Soup - By Zack Mitchell
Price: Free! Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013 by Mitchell Mendlow. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Much to his regret, Gordon McKenzie eats canned soup for dinner.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
Price: Free! Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
Verleidster - Deel 2
Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: Afrikaans. Published: July 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die vonke spat op Kovsie Kampus toe Santie as eerstejaartjie aanmeld vir diens..
On His Birthday, Reginald Got
Price: Free! Words: 3,400. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun, frivolous short story about bank robberies, body swapping, and bottled-up frustration from the author of "Triptych".
Beyond Uranus
Series: The Uranus Trilogy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 85,040. Language: British English. Published: July 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.33 from 6 reviews)
Roy is taken from his boring job and launched into a galaxy of adventure. What should be a simple job of shunting space freighters turns into a hilarious cosmic adventure where Roy uncovers the truth about his past. A comedy space romp!