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The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
Fist First - A Parody
Price: Free! Words: 62,310. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
'Fist First' is a parody of hard boiled action novels and the first Frank Stoker Thriller. New York cop Frank Stoker is a walking cliché: mid-forties, muscled and sexually voracious. He lives in a simple world of goodies and baddies, written by Nigel Mustard, a failed British middle manager whose prejudices and untold desires stand out in every paragraph.
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
I, Tim: Memoirs of a Cook on a Moon-Sized Planet-Vaporizing Space Battlestation
Price: Free! Words: 53,940. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(3.00 from 1 review)
What happens behind the scenes in the Star Wars universe? Should we trust those heroes and their claims? "I, Tim" takes place in a working-class, LGBTQ-friendly satirical version of the Star Wars universe; it's a behind-the-scenes look at the efforts that make the heroics possible. The story follows Tim, a line cook and survivor of the destruction of the Deeeath Star and his struggles with PTSD.
Smile Now, Cry Later
Series: Chuck Restic Mystery. Price: Free! Words: 70,530. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Chuck Restic Mystery Series follows a sardonic HR executive who moonlights as a private investigator. The first book in the series -- SMILE NOW, CRY LATER -- has Chuck venturing outside the confines of his Los Angeles skyscraper in search of a missing colleague. It's a fun, fast read that provides a fresh take on the classic detective novel.
The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society
Price: Free! Words: 79,920. Language: Australian English. Published: March 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Undead
What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?
Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations
Price: Free! Words: 116,420. Language: British English. Published: February 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
A terrifically funny tale about a hapless lawyer who encounters a profusion of eccentric characters on a madcap journey that will see him tasked with saving the world.
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
J.
Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Never Mind the Botox
You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
Karmalitics
Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
The Rainbow Horizon - A Tale of Goofy Chaos
Price: Free! Words: 118,360. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00 from 1 review)
This 1980s tale of the Pacific Northwest concerns what you discover when friendship isn't a distant machine. It's about four promising 25 to 45 year old geniuses -- plus a plethora of working background souls -- one Black, two brown, one white. Racism is blasted roundly, while sexism is busily promoted. Not the bad kind; the type where you do get ahead in life...and not much of anywhere else.
Heywood Fetcher
Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.
The Hollowed Tree
You set the price! Words: 89,820. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leadership in the jungle is profoundly disquieted by the unexplained disappearance of a human boy. They fear that the boy is lost. After considerable deliberation, and sometimes unruly contention, all hands come to the conclusion that there is but one possibility: the lost boy has gone in search of that most closely guarded secret of the jungle, the Hollowed Tree.
High Spirits
Price: Free! Words: 54,210. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Newly divorced Harley Straker is granted reasonable support while completing her historical romance novel. Imagine Harley's surprise when the replacement wife writes it first. Picture also the community's shock and surprise when an 18th century spirit materializes just in time to promote the new Mrs. Straker's book, resulting in a hilarious ghost hunt around a town gone mad with haunted fever.
Ghosts of the Queen Mary
Price: Free! Words: 52,080. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Toots, a writer of sexy romance novels, and Max, both in their sixties, enjoy a weekend “cruise” on the Queen Mary, a ship docked for forty years in Long Beach, California and thought to be haunted. At dinner in Sir Winston's Restaurant, the couple experience a ghost sighting of their own. It's the Duke and Duchess of Windsor!
Blue Blue City
Price: Free! Words: 153,700. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
More avant-garde than if Lenin was an Irish policeman, Blue Blue City is a text produced by mangling Pride and Prejudice beyond all comprehensibility. I've never read it, and I wrote the thing. Daryl Jones is placed in several bizarre situations, and there's also a pregnant senator running around. Good luck.
Unfortunate Roommates
Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
The Diary of a Toiletgoer
Price: Free! Words: 53,780. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humble diary follows the trials and tribulations of an office worker as he relates his toilet misadventures over the course of a year. Frustrations with dirty toilets, train toilets and constipation; musings on whether to sit or stand; run-ins with noisy neighbours; toilets from a historical perspective; black-outs mid-toilet and caught-without-paper-scenarios - as well as an all out toilet
Kevin Cassidy The Cassidy Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 105,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
...being the questionable memoirs of a certain North Queensland high school boy on his 1950’s journey through the leafy glades of learning. But (shock horror!), it's in the first-person present tense, the mark of a rank amateur. Yet this was the only way I could make the story work, dear reader, and you, with your perspective and experience, will judge it for yourself (hopefully with a smile).