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Small Pots Also Have Ears (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 4,520. Language: British English. Published: May 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Small Pots Also have Ears’ is a very short ‘slice of life’ story, so if you’re looking for an action filled epic adventure, then it’s probably not for you. However, if you fancy a short light-hearted tale about everyday regular life, then here it is...
The Photons in the Cheese are Lost
Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Read it, and you’ll never see blue cheese the same way.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip
Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A group of children from Kalanansana Primary are given a guided tour of a museum and a lesson in how the world really works by a band of travellers.
The Fat Frog Song
Price: Free! Words: 480. Language: Australian English. Published: April 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As the name implies, this is actually a song. I could say I wrote it for the grandies but the truth is… Well it's like The Enchanted Music Box; it just came into my stream of consciousness. I wrestled the words into shape, arranged the tune that came with it and sang it onto a CD. But the world isn't ready for that just yet, so instead I've illustrated it and put it up as a poem for the littlies…
The Parker-Flinte Expedition
Price: Free! Words: 6,380. Language: Australian English. Published: April 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mashups
This is another of my pointless flights of fancy. Oh no! you say. Why do you keep writing this rubbish? Why why why? And the answer is, I don't know. I mean it's simply what comes out the end of my fingers when I start typing. A kazillionty-five rewrites in the hope of getting it to half make sense, cobble up something which might pass for a cover, take a deep breath and hit the upload button and
A Disastrous Weekend for Salley Virtue
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 2,630. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 9 reviews)
Sally becomes a hero but doesn't want to see another apple as long as she lives. This is the 3rd in the series.
Une journée type d'un père au foyer et histoires "bloguesques", Volume I
You set the price! Words: 16,610. Language: French. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retrouvez les déboires d'un papa inexpérimenté qui se retrouve seul à seul avec son petit bébé à la maison! D'autres histoires courtes suivent ce récit: de l'addict qui explique sa dépendance au Père Noël maltraité, en passant par le super-héros des temps modernes, retrouvez toutes les histoires courtes publiées depuis plus d'un an sur l'antre du greg!
Green Jean Humor: Volumes 31-34
Price: Free! Words: 18,000. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains volumes 31-34 of the humor and satire zine, Green Jean Humor.
The Mudman of Mount McKinley
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
The Mundane Weekends of Sally Virtue
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 3,360. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 15 reviews)
Sally is grounded for the weekend because of the tall stories she's always telling. Staying home isn't what she'd planned but opportunities are not to be missed. This is the 2nd in the series.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
In the Pale Moonlight
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 17 reviews)
Meet Sally Virtue, a 12 year old girl living in the backwaters of Texas. An only child that finds life can be boring in a small town.
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.
Cecilia
Price: Free! Words: 9,710. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While Cecilia Blind frets about her little brother's obsessive and reclusive personality, her mother takes an interest in their tree service's laborer, an interest that ultimately leads the Blinds to revisit the tragedy that so changed their family life.
Cosmic Tales 11: Star Child
Price: Free! Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a beautiful summer's day, Elwood and Wingclipper search a planet for valuable coins scattered by a crashed ship, while Rodeena makes a sinister discovery on board the Chromium Bullet.
Heaven - Dogs really do!
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
How an avid dog lover gets a glimpse into what is in store for Man's Best Friend
The Brass Pandemonium
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: Australian English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
As the years mount one’s outlook on life can mellow, and oft with this comes an inclination to rail less vigorously against the elements (you might say), to see one's failures in a softer light and to be less reticent in trumpeting one's triumphs – though softly still and with elemental decorum. So let me open the door on my private life and affairs the merest fraction and I’ll tell you a story…