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Vespasian Moon's Fabulous Autumn Carnival
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,710. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Federal Agent Jane Raczyck is tired of her job. So is Sheriff Sixtus Davis, the head law enforcement officer in the town of Turpin’s Gulch. But when Raczyck’s agency sends her to work with Davis on combating the drug epidemic in the small Appalachian hamlet, the two must investigate the local carnival and its mysterious impresario… even though they’d much rather be doing other things together.
50 Types of Nugget
Price: Free! Words: 7,640. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A not so erotic comedy. After years of trying her hardest to catch her manager's eye, Jennifer is thrown into the deep end of panty-drenching situations. Christopher Turquoise is a sexy gentleman with an equally hot lifestyle, and he decides to take Jennifer for a ride. Can Jennifer and Christopher do the dirty deed, or will their actions flick the first domino in the destruction of their lives.
Intern'al Struggles: Legends of Steve the Wizard Episode 5
Series: Legends of Steve the Wizard. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,100. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Love birds are in the air and Alestra falls back to its heavenly beating desert of a land, but Steve’s wedding cuts short with a message from the outlying Sojourns. The god Havok, the being they had defeated, now consumes the world with an unsavory voracity. Steve must resurrect the technologies of his time and journey to the roots of his former world to pin the final nail on Havok’s coffin.
Are You a Penguin?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 490. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short quiz to help you determine if you are a penguin.
Wild Thoughts Non-Fiction: Humour
Series: Wild Thoughts Non-Fiction. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An anthology of funny articles and anecdotes on a variety of topics.
Arrival At Hell's Gate
Price: Free! Words: 7,410. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Finch Ferris, a former mercenary living in the city of Los Angeles, finds himself and others enemies of Hell’s Gate, a radical, Satanic group bent on their annihilation. Not willing to stand for it in his own wacky, twisted way, Finch recruits a teenage victim, John Adoniyah, and takes him in under his wing to put an end to Hell’s Gate and its followers.
Чем Не География? (Лимрики на Русском Языке) — 4. Дальний Восток
Price: $2.49 $1.99 USD. (20% off until June 30, 2020!) Words: 8,280. Language: Russian. Published: October 11, 2019. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Limericks in Russian for the whole world, 1,850 pieces. In Russian. Это эпохальное шуточное поэтическое произведение состоящее из огромного числа лимриков, больше 1,800 штук, для всего мира. Это шуточная география, которая пикантная и циничная, но не вульгарная. Книга будет сначала по континентам, и наконец целиком. Здесь 4-ая часть, Дальний Восток (238 штук).
Vegetables
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Three men locked in a behavioral health facility. Synthetic broccoli destroyed their lives. Will they destroy each other next? 3300 words by JR Pomerantz, author of Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply and Love in the Time of the Improvised Explosive Device.
Seventh Son
You set the price! Words: 13,100. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Troy Denton wakes in a hotel room with "Hypnotic Amnesia," His mirrored reflection is a stranger. He marries Isabella, a Gypsy girl. A mishap occurs during the wedding. The bride and groom get separated. Bride and family depart, discarding the groom, Troy. Two Surfer-Dudes help Troy survive a death ordeal. Troy turns up at the wedding reception and meets his Grandmother In-Law the Queen of Gypsies
Pulled Dork: Misadventures in NOLA
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
New Orleans- party time- in The Big Easy. Well, not exactly a party for Manny Stewart. What was suppose to be a fun, relaxing, vacation- ends up going terrible wrong. Gotta read it, to believe it. This short story is sure to entertain with humor, insight, wit, and of course ADVENTURE. This short story is the first in the series.
Man, Mission, and Appetite
Price: Free! Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Taking to the road alone, can sometimes be a lonely place, but not for Mick McGregor- You see, he has the strange talent of somehow finding some of the most odd, eccentric, and unique people in this world. Like a moth to a flame.
Saved-Ology
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hilarious coming of age story that will promise to make being "saved" the last thing any teenage boy would desire.
The Final Five
Price: Free! Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sometimes horror can be mixed with humor and some deep thoughts along the way.... think of this work like a magnet that scans humanity as subjects of intense interest are pulled to it... What will happen when You Reach Number 5?
Ruby Tuesday
Series: Jowls de Gangrene. Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
Jowls de Gangrene must contend with a beautiful woman, a priceless sword, and the ghost of the ancient sorceror who wants it back.
МПБ 06. Слушайте пичаги (епопея трета)
Series: Малка Пичовска Библиотека. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,510. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 1, 2019. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In Bulgarian (for more info in English see 00 booklet). Това е друга от дузината книжленца с неприлична и цинична, но затова смешна и провокираща лека поезия със запомнящи се детски рими, свързана основно със секса. Тя е третата книжка от епопеята-трилогия посветена на жените, и предназначена само за пълнолетни пичове. Маркирана е с най-висшите 5 звезди по скалата на У.Й. Ташков.
Чем Не География? (Лимрики на Русском Языке) — 3. Ближний Восток
Price: $1.99 $1.49 USD. (25% off until June 30, 2020!) Words: 6,160. Language: Russian. Published: October 1, 2019. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Limericks in Russian for the whole world, 1,850 pieces. In Russian. Это эпохальное шуточное поэтическое произведение состоящее из огромного числа лимриков, больше 1,800 штук, для всего мира. Это шуточная география, которая пикантная и циничная, но не вульгарная. Книга будет сначала по континентам, и наконец целиком. Здесь 3-яя часть, Ближний Восток (165 штук).
The Salesman the Bride the BuBu Machine
You set the price! Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Salesman Bob fears his young bride's eye will wonder while he is away on a sales trip. He gives Lucy, his wife a gift purchased from a Gypsy: a BuBu Machine - to satisfy Lucy's every desire. Bob goes on his sales run. Lucy stays at home with the Machine. Lucy can't stop thinking about the BuBu Machine. Dying of desire she activates BuBu. Hours pass before she discovers she can't stop the machine.
Morning Report: All Blacks Lose to Australia. Should We Panic? - A Zombie Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: September 27, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
New Zealand loses to Australia in the rugby. It might be a national catastrophe. This is what happens when you introduce zombies to sport. Find out more in this interview with experts in the field; former All Blacks coach Gerry Brownout and the team wizard Taffy Blade.
Atalan Adventures: Invasive Festival Invasion
Series: Atalan Adventures. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,040. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When unsanctioned music festivals invade, Captain Frankie and the crew of the Atalanta Empress must find a way to rescue the planet -- preferably without using Frankie's most dangerous and nonsensical ability: X-ray vision. Can they find a way or will they pass out from drug-accelerated dehydration? Book 4 features the Mindspace dimension, rigid three-act structure, and a guy named Hashtag.
The Flotsky Adventures: Part 11 - Clueing in the Clueless
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 14,060. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
When Soylent Drink decides to hold a mystery flavor contest, Flotsky's Burgers becomes a hot spot for controversy when the first customer correctly guesses the flavor.