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Temporary Hauntings
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,180. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Earth is doomed. A sinister alien race, disguised as giant rotary phones, is planning to blow up the world and sell whatever is left as collectibles! It’s up to our hero Lenny and his team of paranormal investigators – a ghost hunter, a psychic, a vampire, a werevole, and a pooka named Bob -- to save the day.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Misunderstood Rain Dance
Price: Free! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In life what we see is not always the truth. This poem was written from a different point of view to challenge what you thought you knew. Please enjoy!
The Round Up
You set the price! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story: In an effort to cheer him up, a man brings together a variety of people from his brother's past.
Les Pitres Sempiternels, Saison 1, Episode 3 : Monsieur Babimbouffschlack
Series: Les Pitres Sempiternels. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,760. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Les Pitres Sempiternels est le titre d’une nouvelle série littéraire. « Babim » est colérique, égoïste, gros et millionnaire. Dès le début on le retrouve en prison parce qu’il n’a pas su se tenir. Il ne vit que pour le plaisir d’emmerder le monde. C’est une espèce de troll absolu.
Diddy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,840. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mommy's gone to prayer meeting. Daddy's one-too-many boilermakers is playing havoc with that sardine pizza he had for supper. When he suddenly clutches his chest, young Dimmy James leaps at the prospect of practicing what he has been preached and "commences a healin'" just like he's seen the TV preacher do - with shocking consequences.
Ben Jonson's "The Alchemist": A Retelling in Prose
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,090. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
This is an easy-to-read retelling on Ben Jonson's classic comedy "The Alchemist," whose theme is the love of money.
Prince Harry Boy to Man: A Novel
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 76,910. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Coming of age
More boy than man, the 23-year-old Prince Harry is deployed to Afghanistan in 2007. His former nanny has smuggled herself aboard the plane to Kabul. A female CNN reporter disguised as a man becomes his girlfriend. A brother officer named Mustafa becomes his gay best friend. His commanding officer cares more about Shakespeare than the Taliban. Captivity, love and unexpected fulfillment ensue.
Petra and the Blue Goo
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2017 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Petra loves books. And she loves her job at Nuovo Italiano Rare Books Library. So when a group of Bathybobles threatens to destroy those precious books—and to win a game, no less—Petra must stop them. Once she gets the slime out of her eyes, of course. “You always know you’re going to get something good from Kristine Kathryn Rusch.” —SFRevu
Love in the Time of Apocalypse
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 46,850. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
The Intergalactic Affairs Committee has declared the Earth unsalvageable and a danger to the universe. And it will be up to Perry Brambles, a cynical, opinionated journalist to save the day while he regains his youth and favourite sweater - discovers the value of peace and acceptance - learns about space and time and even space-time while also grasping the true meaning of love and dusting.
The Club
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2017 by Brian Leo Lee. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Working Men’s Club is in dire straits. The Committee have to convince the members to agree to their bold plan to avoid imminent closure. A humorous short story of how a club in desperate trouble hopes to find a way of surviving.
Best Friend for Hire: A Novel
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 75,680. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2017 by Post Hill Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Need someone to talk to or a friend to lean on? Call Best Friend for Hire. I am here for you.
'Who'
Price: Free! Words: 28,570. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
An elderly woman is possessed by a poem into kidnapping a stranger and torturing him in her cellar.
Duas Peças - Colombina e Seus Amores & Comigo Ninguém Pode
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,110. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2017. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Duas Peças: - "Colombina e Seus Amores & Comigo Ninguém Pode" histórias cômicas que tratam das relações afetivas. Peças curtas, rápidas e entrecortadas. Ambas as peças buscam respostas a um mundo diverso, multiplicado às individualidades carregadas de intenções a interesses. Constituem armadilhas do pensar e de crenças sociais a respeito da liberdade e valores humanos.
Daisy & Bobby
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,960. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Last year, Bobby Cujo took his life savings to Baton Rouge, intending to buy a used fork lift. On the way, he stopped at a diner and witnessed a bus load of pilgrims crowding around a partially-eaten Moon Pie that looked “exactly like” John the Baptist. Recognizing divine commercial opportunity, Bobby purchased the Moon Pie and drove to the Congregation of Celestial Worship, where he bribed...
Hot Mess Express
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,660. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Vicky Armstrong, a famous, powerful executive, wants Dani Ripper to find her missing grandson, and Dani’s eager for the case. Unfortunately, gangster Vinny The Prick’s new girlfriend has also gone missing, and Dani can’t say no to The Prick. Can she find a way to work both cases at the same time? Of course not! And yet…
Les Pitres Sempiternels, Saison 1, Episode 2 : Adeline
Series: Les Pitres Sempiternels. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: French. Published: June 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Adeline est ce qu’on appelle une « punk à chien ». Elle rôde dans les parcs publics avec ses amis. Que font-ils ? C’est difficile à dire mais il semblerait qu’ils parlent beaucoup de la société. Qu’est-ce qui se cache derrière toute cette colère ? C’est ce que cette histoire s’efforce de raconter. Argent, famille, anarchie, cannabis, chômage, Etat tortionnaire, il faut démêler un peu tout ça.
In Nomine Patrice
Price: Free! Words: 4,350. Language: French. Published: June 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
L'an 1100, Jérusalem. L'archange Gabriel veut réparer la gaffe du siècle dernier en tentant de mettre fin à la trop réussie première croisade. Mais on ne contrôle pas les affaires humaines si aisément.
Snowflakes Anonymous
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 114,400. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
This is a book I wrote last year about living in the now of where everything is to be found. It is a coming home kind of book...
Going Down and Man Candy
Price: Free! Words: 39,190. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The first two novellas in the hilarious Five Wishes Series...A happy ending is just a coin toss away. Each novella is approximately 100 pages with NO cliffhanger.
Naked Thoughts
Series: NakedThoughts. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,100. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Social
Naked Thoughts is a collection of vignettes written in real time with an air of nihilism and comedy and abstraction. The internal runaway train that is each Naked Thought entry takes place in locations around the world. In many ways, each is an exercise in mindfulness and a scoring of the world as I perceive it, not exactly how it is.