I am John von Dorf
by John von Dorf
Who am I in the internet-and-worthless-college generation? Can I be our hero?
Look through the eyes of a farm-raised pseudo-intellectual, too clever for his own good and ready to scrap at every turn. He lives his life through Dedalusian fantasy and relating his experiences to epic concepts. John von Dorf is trapped between postmodernism and the cynicism of the internet.