Useless Augustus Good for Nothing
by D. R. Summers
Status|: Mumbai resident, male, mature, unemployed, exceptionally well educated, self taught. Limitation: only speaks elephant. Query: mild Alzheimers? Key feature: sentient. Aspiration: to meet a human being capable of sensing his thoughts before it’s too late. Still suited for many tasks. Anything but dealing with a teenage goth, her tyrannical mother and colossal bodyguard… A tale for all ages.