Ace Johnson just wants to film his buddy's threesome, but suddenly all the girls in town are transforming into lesbian zombies. And these girls are not looking for brains. He'll have to team with an unlikely friend to run for his life and stop the funniest, sexiest apocalypse you've ever seen. Sometimes when Hot Girls make out: IT'S EVIL!
The only man who can save
the Earth is an idiot.
The only thing real about reality
is our dreams.
But, can we sleep for long enough
to stay awake for the rest of our lives?
The only man who can
save the Earth is an idiot.
The only man who can help
is old and jaded.
And the only man who will write the story
wont even pay attention to it.
Dana Murphy was born to be the next Messiah, but no one remembered to tell her. When the Software that Runs the Universe decides to launch the Armageddon subroutine, she assembles an action team. But the forces of evil are amassing. Then the gods start bickering...
Zombies and swamp creatures attack an old man's cabin along the Florida Gulf Coast. Is this the beginning of a Florida Apocalypse?
I would like to thank one of my readers for alerting me to some grammar mistakes. I hope this version 1.1 is an improvement.