Don't Eat the Earthlings
By Eileen Gormley
Published: December 15, 2011.
It’s the intergalactic mission from hell - first contact with a species she’d rather eat. Cytolene thought the Earthlings would be pleased to see her. After all, she is bringing news that they're not alone in the universe, and friendship with the technologically advanced people of Eris.
But nothing goes according to plan on this mudball of a planet...