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Series: Dragons & Magic. Price: Free! Words: 18,080. Language: British English. Published: October 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some are born to advantage, privilege. Edmond was born to village idiots who put his points into Luck. They knew an opportunity to win the lottery when they saw it. Edmond dreams of being a hero and scholar. Impossible goals when your Intelligence and Wisdom couldn’t be lower. Is Edmond nothing but a walking rabbit’s foot? Will his parents’ dreams of fortune come true? It’s all just a roll away.
The Art of Deception by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,030. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Niko Hrabanic was once a famous swordsman. But after a scandal-laden departure from his last job at a royal court, he's now hiding out in a rural inn...until a summons from the mysterious and dangerous White Library shakes up his life all over again. His landlady, it turns out, has secrets of her own - magical secrets. Now it's time for them both to learn the art of deception. A 12,400-word story.
Glen & Tyler's Scottish Troubles (Glen & Tyler's Adventures Book 2) by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 88,820. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
In the second installment of the Glen & Tyler series, the guys find out what happens when you inherit a Scottish castle, tussle with international crime gangs and host formal balls. Yes, balls -- with dancing and everything!
Instant Wit - How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly! by
Series: INSTANT Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Creativity, Nonfiction » Psychology » Creative ability
Ever wish you could be that witty person who always comes up with perfect things to say at a spontaneous whim with a sharp wit? Who wouldn't want to always have the right things to say at the right time to win people over, make people laugh, or lead people? Witty people appear to be the envies of us all. But is it really possible to be witty, even if you weren't born naturally witty? Discover how!
Work Like An Egyptian by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,970. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dirty Egyptians are c*nts to work with at the best of times, but when you're only getting £1.87 for the privilege then things are less than ideal - especially when you look like Freddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Yet redemption can be found in the most unlikely of places - Hell, Cairo, even Budgens. Work Like an Egyptian is a love story that would bring a tear to a glass eye.
They Say You Can't Judge Me by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,590. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Steven Tully. You can call him Steve. Or 'geez', if you prefer. With his hopes of finding employment fading as fast as his Bangkok sun-tan, Steve is forced to resort to desperate measures as the pressure to join the flock of over-educated under-achievers mounts. Yet what begins as a bus journey to the Job Centre trying to hide his man boobs soon becomes a journey of hilarious self-discovery.
The Spoon Tree, A Family Series ~ Books 1-5 by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 139,640. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Never has spooning been more fun, spooning been more fun, sweet, or sexy! Written in five parts and from different perspectives, this is the story of two families, two trees, and how their tales intertwine. It's about love and second chances. The characters are strong, funny, caring, honest, and they are too grown up to play kid games. It's about saying 'I'm all in,' because it's really worth it.
Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness by
Series: Half Moon House, Novella 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,550. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Regency, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
It's warring nations and the battle of the sexes as Liberty Baylis takes on Simon Lansing, Viscount Brodham in the fight for her friend's happiness. Brodham wants to retire to the peace of the country, but he'll take on the cheeky American chit if it will keep his nephew safe and happy. The war is on, but when banter, flirtation and kisses become weapons, will they wish the battle to end?
The Six-Fifty by
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,510. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Tinderbox Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Two friends meet regularly in a pub they used to frequent as pupils of a local boarding school. Here the conversation usually centres around old anecdotes which they endlessly repeat and amuse themselves over. Some of these involve the misfortune of others. Sometimes this could even be described as cruelty. On one such visit, their conversation is overheard and an unknown man confronts them.
Taking the Fall by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,020. Language: American English. Published: July 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Karen Hill does not need a hero clad in shining armor. She has never been saved by anyone except herself, and the last thing she needs is Michael Tanner claiming he’s going to save her now. Save her from what? As far as she’s concerned, he’s the only thing she needs saving from!
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