When the dumbest woman on the planet sets her eyes on the nearest asteroid, she ignores all logical problems and tries to claim it for herself. But will she manage to launch a rocket that far and claim the mining rights, when a rocket seems to cost quite a bit of money, when the Brainiacs at NASA say it cannot be done and when stupid issues like physics and rocket science try to get in her way?
Summer fun breaks loose when the Vampire discovers sun blocker, beaches and bimbos on Spring Break - a complete novella. Six short stories round out this collection of craziness and parody from Michael Baudoin.
Tiffany Vanderwall is a budding scientist that had to take a day job due to recent layoffs at her laboratory. Upon arriving at her new position she found that her boss Jen Parks was a downright monster. She pushes Tiffany to her limit on a constant basis, until one day Tiffany decides that she will get revenge. How far are you willing to go to get payback on your boss?
Super heroine in peril fiction at its finest! An evil scientist, calling himself Dr. Lobotomizer, has found a way to strip away the intelligence of the city's most powerful, must intelligent women, turning them into mindless bimbos. He would like nothing more than reduce Grimme City's premier super heroine to a super bimbo and end her crime fighting career forever.
The story is an unique version of Conan Doyle's "A Scandal in Bohemia" created with the help of Dialectizer. You've never read before Sherlock Holmes talking Jive or Doctor Watson talking Redneck. This version will help you to look at "A Scandal in Bohemia" from an unexpected angle and to appreciate it more. No offense to people who talk featured dialects intended.