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Claustrum: Part Two in the Narrative of John of Origin
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 61,290. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Claustrum, a superhero with a strange power, the ability to control people with strange, elegiac mixtures of words, seemingly randomly shows up in the city of Dioma, not knowing where he came from or why he is there. The city is then beleaguered by the cruel villain Sine Animus, who is immune to Claustrum's powers over words. Claustrum flees the city and is forced to seek his own personal truth.
The Freel of Streel: Part One in the Narrative of John of Origin
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
It is always advisable, when you are a conman, to make sure that the town that you're about to try to con does not have a land such as Streel hidden within it. For if it does, you may find yourself trying to escape your mind in an incomprehensible land with a left-handed scribe, being forced to deal with lexically picky ants, Kweengs, and the Freel on your journey through your fears, God and love.
Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Series: Faerie Brace-Face. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,080. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.00)
In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who’s fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby.So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn’t expected, but he endures it all for his beloved.
Migrations, Volume I : Don't Forget to Breathe
Series: Migrations. Price: Free! Words: 96,360. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
"...he could imagine the Dust spiraling in corners, plotting en masse an elaborate offensive upon those who sought seclusion from the outside Universe. The Dust: it was older than Time, bound by its allegiance to the Tangible—to the very Physical Substance of creation— to make pointed attacks fueled by conspiracy upon its bitter rival, the amorphously-composed Intangible Will.." (p.202)
SinEaster: A Novel
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 40,000. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.
Closing My Eyes Helps Me To See Clearly
Price: Free! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.75)
A dark vision of the end of the world These two short stories will twist and torment your mind as you unravel the paradox within them. A desperate dash to save a life, realizing one’s own fate, and a man mentally snapping at life’s issues: these stories dive into the dark side and may keep you up at night.
Lonnie, Me and the Hound of Hell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,470. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00)
Short stories of animals and oddities. A man's best friend believes he's called the devil's own dog. A little girl is terrorized, with only two little mice to help her. A vampire is sent to clean up a crooked horse race. A gay cat puts his paws on the line to save a friend from aliens. Ten stories included, some never before published.
Send In
Price: Free! Words: 3,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00)
Jeremy In this strange modern-times fantasy Jeremy finds himself with a rocket launcher and a mission he isn't sure he can complete. Follow him through danger and suspense in this short story thriller.
The Redemption of Reckoning
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,610. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
More poetry and perversity from author Lotus Rose, in these 8 horror and fantasy tales. Includes: Tears into Wine, 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes, The Pop Princess goes Pop, Noah's Ark Between Two Buns, an Alice in Wonderland type story, a MachoPoni story, the prologue to his upcoming novel SinEaster, and Bathing in the Blood of Virgins.
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 27,140. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Gothic
In the first book of the Poniworld Chronicles, MachoPoni has no choice but to enter the Dark Kingdom, where the undead ponies roam. He must rescue Dust, the poni he loves from the dark princess's castle, using wit, creativity and his magic bouncy blue ball to survive. A twisted parody of My Little Pony, The Care Bears, and other 80's staples. Warning: contains gore and mild sexual content.