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Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel
Series: Faerie Brace-Face. Price: Free! Words: 54,080. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
In a world where vaginas have been banned, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie, and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell.
Migrations, Volume I : Don't Forget to Breathe
Series: Migrations. Price: Free! Words: 96,360. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
"...he could imagine the Dust spiraling in corners, plotting en masse an elaborate offensive upon those who sought seclusion from the outside Universe. The Dust: it was older than Time, bound by its allegiance to the Tangible—to the very Physical Substance of creation— to make pointed attacks fueled by conspiracy upon its bitter rival, the amorphously-composed Intangible Will.." (p.202)
SinEaster: A Novel
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,000. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.
Closing My Eyes Helps Me To See Clearly
Price: Free! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.75)
A dark vision of the end of the world These two short stories will twist and torment your mind as you unravel the paradox within them. A desperate dash to save a life, realizing one’s own fate, and a man mentally snapping at life’s issues: these stories dive into the dark side and may keep you up at night.
Lonnie, Me and the Hound of Hell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,470. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00)
Short stories of animals and oddities. A man's best friend believes he's called the devil's own dog. A little girl is terrorized, with only two little mice to help her. A vampire is sent to clean up a crooked horse race. A gay cat puts his paws on the line to save a friend from aliens. Ten stories included, some never before published.
Send In
Price: Free! Words: 3,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00)
Jeremy In this strange modern-times fantasy Jeremy finds himself with a rocket launcher and a mission he isn't sure he can complete. Follow him through danger and suspense in this short story thriller.
The Redemption of Reckoning
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,610. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
More poetry and perversity from author Lotus Rose, in these 8 horror and fantasy tales. Includes: Tears into Wine, 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes, The Pop Princess goes Pop, Noah's Ark Between Two Buns, an Alice in Wonderland type story, a MachoPoni story, the prologue to his upcoming novel SinEaster, and Bathing in the Blood of Virgins.
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)
Series: Poniworld Chronicles, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,140. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Gothic
In the first book of the Poniworld Chronicles, MachoPoni has no choice but to enter the Dark Kingdom, where the undead ponies roam. He must rescue Dust, the poni he loves from the dark princess's castle, using wit, creativity and his magic bouncy blue ball to survive. A twisted parody of My Little Pony, The Care Bears, and other 80's staples. Warning: contains gore and mild sexual content.
Rose Head
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,610. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00)
In a world where everyone has a flower for a head, who can stop the serial killer called the Pruner? Enter Inspector Glisten, a hard-boiled, rose-headed cop who'll stop at nothing to cut down the Pruner. But when the trail leads to a seedy garden of horrors he never imagined, Glisten fights for his life against an explosion of deadly flower power that could uproot his world in a harvest of death.
True Earth: The Short History of Our Planet Part 1
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 133,080. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Earth sciences
A Tour Guide with a Bad Attitude made somewhat bearable by a sense of humor - the Author leads you on a journey through our Home in The Universe. Somehow he wanders off into all kinds of diversions: UFOs and Fairies; Dragons, Monsters and Vampires; various plots and conspiracies; some history you never knew. Earth Science made Fun for anyone curious about the real story of our planet.