The Official Blonde Jokebook
by Rob Loughran
“Mother?” asked the new blonde bride, “how can I make my new husband happy?”
“Love,” said mother, “is a beautiful bond between two people who respect each others' needs.”
"I know how to fuck, mom,” said the girl. “I want you to teach me how to make meatloaf.”
Did you hear about the blonde carpool?
They meet at work.
What are Vanna White’s favorite consonants?
North and South America.