Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet
What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? Shouldn't you be entertained? The first volume of Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused.
All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED! Laugh! Cry! Bear down! Crappy poems to crap to! Life is good!