By James Smith
Published: March 17, 2012.
It is 2022, and the world is perhaps in more trouble now than it has ever been before. Dictators continue to dictate, despots to be despicable, tyrants to be tiring, and megalomaniacs to ... megal (which is like meddling, except it involves the use of artillery).
There is only one woman who can save it. She has a nasty cold, and she has just missed her bus.