Five Dumb Guys Walk Into a Bar
by Scott E. Newton
Five friends are in a bar, drinking with some stranger. This gentleman turns out to be a god, here to erase the human species, as it is beyond redemption. The god decides he’d rather sit in the bar drinking, and turns his powers and duties over to the five guys. These friends now have a significant dilemma and challenge; they’ve got to prevent the erasure of the human species.