Books tagged: cats in charge

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A Not So Very Fairy Tale
Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas
A lovely damsel in distress, three worried cats and a happy ending.
The Pastor's Calico
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
When Pastor Dave looks back on the time he saved a tiny calico kitten from certain death, he now surmises she was running away from home, bent on a life of feline crime. As she grew, Cameow bonded with her rescuer, but became antagonistic to his wife, and even plotted to kill her twice! This calico's inventive, devious behaviors are annoying and amusing, requiring forgiveness on a daily basis.
Barney's Guide to Training Humans: An owner's manual for cats
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,220. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barney's Guide is a cat's perspective on how to manage and train humans properly. From human anatomy to sex and "the hallway", the guide is a humorous look at a cat's mind and the ways in which humans truly are servants.
Cats in Charge: A Guide to the Training and Education of Humans
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 30,360. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Written by Tara, a cat who has devoted her life to training humans, this book brings her expertise to answer cats' urgent questions about choosing the right humans, taking control of the household, getting the best food, toys, treats, and pouncing on a life where cats are truly in charge.