My First Date with Jolene, and Her Cousin, Billy-Bob
by Michael Angel
College freshman Simon Nance has a problem.
He’s a California surfer-dude, starting college in rural Texas.
He’s kind-of-sort-of on a date with the girl of his dreams.
And his ‘date’ has a chaperone. A six-foot four dude with a shotgun, who’s looking for an excuse to shoot him in the postremo.
Let’s see if Simon survives the evening.