Are You Kidding Me?
by James E. Chandler, Sr
I'm Deacon Willie A.P. Lester Jr., and I’m the chairman of the deacon board. The po-po arrested me for a DUI, but our pastor was arrested and being charged for something much worse! He said he didn’t do it, but somebody’s lying—and somebody’s dead! Whatever’s done in the dark, eventually gonna come to light. And when it does, all that's left to say is, "Are You Kiddin' me?"