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The Alligator versus the Clown
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Price: Free! Words: 680. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
After being abandoned by his circus, a clown must travel his way out of a town. Unfortunate for the clown, and alligator stands in the way of the clowns homecoming. See the two face off in battle, and see how the clown stacks up against one of the mightiest predators. For more visit www.banocanut.com
Send In
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Price: Free! Words: 3,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Jeremy In this strange modern-times fantasy Jeremy finds himself with a rocket launcher and a mission he isn't sure he can complete. Follow him through danger and suspense in this short story thriller.
Clowns in my closet
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Price: Free! Words: 430. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Mystery & Detective
Horror, terror and fear. This is just a fraction of emotions shared by one girl. Night by Night she has to endure this show. One midnight is different...
The Trick of Disaster
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,100. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
A brief, post-apocalyptic fairy tale by award-winning science fiction and fantasy author Jay Lake. What happens when true Innocence meets the harvester of sin? The trick of disaster is the result, yet somehow life goes on for the living.
The Quite Possibly Near Death of Hurol Davelrish: Part Three in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 61,010. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
When an arrogant stuntman, Hurol Davelrish, has a seizure during a stunt, he finds himself in the kingdom of Scalter, a land in which he is king, but which is strangely ruled by a phantasmic man named Viscount Vaunt. Hurol meets a strangely kind friend, Grib, in the malevolent world, who tries to pull him back from the ledge of his pride - what will become of the much-admired stuntman?
The Splitting Tones of the Unbound Prism: Part Four in the Narrative of John of Origin
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 55,770. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Matejo Blit, curator of a museum where his greatest find, the Unbound Prism, is on display, is a man haunted by his past, his mistakes. For years, he has wondered what the meaning of the strange prism is, until he meets a strange man under a lampshade hat, who seems to know more about Matejo than Matejo himself. Thus begins a realization that the things we fear are closer than we thought.
The Last Laugh
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Price: Free! Words: 10,200. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Detective Dirk Nickel couldn't care less about clowns, but his is a city without laughs where clowns are a dying breed. Then, one day Nickel is framed - branded a 'chuckler' - and the heat is on. Can Nickel uncover who framed him in time, maybe even bring down the city-wide conspiracy against clowns in the bargain... or will the last laugh be on him?
Life Seemed Good, But....A collection of short quirky stories.
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Price: $7.49 USD. Words: 56,970. Language: American English. Published: March 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Life Seemed Good, but then I am reincarnated as a grilled cheese sandwich, a hand-puppet takes over my life, I am cursed by a potato, aliens give me a fortune and take it away, my pet dinosaur dies from reptile dysfunction, I have to eat brains to stay happy. Cows eat rabbits and turkeys eat people for Thanksgiving. And more!
Hollywood's Classic Comedies: 200 Fun-Filled Films Rated & Reviewed
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 102,680. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Reference » Consumer guides
200 classic movie comedies are discussed and reviewed (with full cast and credit details) in this must-have book that will delight every vintage film fan. If you've never heard of Abbott & Costello, The 3 Stooges, or Laurel & Hardy, this is not the book for you. On the other hand, for fans of classic Hollywood comedies, this book will evoke lively memories and guide them to buy more comedy DVDs.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Crash Down (Season one, Episode One)
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Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(Serialized Fiction) Jazz is a deferred species bonds collector, which means she collects monsters, and she’s all too happy to do it. But today she’s running an errand so trivial it hardy justifies her attention. But when a squadron of Cranks start trying to blow her and her sentient flycraft, Ship, out of the air, it will take all of her expertise to survive.
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