Books tagged: clowns

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How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 39,240. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2015 by Permuted. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Horror » General
The greatest threat facing the human race is monsters. Vampires, werewolves, space aliens, gnomes; we can't open the front door without facing our doom. "How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items" is a must-have homeowner defense manual for eliminating monsters easily, effectively, and sometimes with a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a chainsaw. Whichever’s closer.
Dark Carnival: An Anthology of Horror
Price: Free! Words: 116,090. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Horror
A horror anthology of stories that all take place within a dark carnival that has come to town.
The Snake Charm
Price: Free! Words: 11,180. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A prequel story to award-winning Pantomime & Shadowplay, starring Drystan the White Clown before he met Micah Grey.
Tim2
Series: Timothy. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,330. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Timothy lived a life only a psychopathic sociopath could enjoy and understand. When he was bitten on the first day of the zombie-apocalypse he turned the tides on a single-minded virus he affectionately called Hugh. Tim is back and he’s an asshole.
Dirty Soapie: The Superhuman Lies of Soapie Shumacher
Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Look out. The aliens are coming…and they're positively wacky.
Nechronicles: Circus Extravagansicus
Price: $5.98 USD. Words: 76,890. Language: British English. Published: March 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Laughter is good for the soul, so where are the clowns? The Circus is coming to Necropolis and it will be bigger and louder than ever before. Or so General Pip Rickett hopes.
Other People's Shit
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » General
There’s a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn’t interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.
Circus Towne
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,920. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Entertainment industry
Elephants galloping on snowmobile trails, clowns in the backyard, horses running down the Garden State Parkway, these are just a few of the adventures of Ronnie Francis in the amusing story "Circus Towne". Circus Towne is a comical memoir about a girl growing up in a tourist business in the white mountains of New Hampshire. Re-live the 70 and 80's amusement trends from clowns to video games.
Page of Buckets
Series: Circus Tarot Trilogy, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,440. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
More Clown mayhem than in the cult movie classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Page of Buckets, the second installment of the Circus Tarot Trilogy, Charles W. Jones takes us back to World Circus. More than six years have passed, and unknown to Mary and Darrin, the Circus Tarot has rebuilt itself, tempting their young daughter, Susie, with the delights inside the cards.
The Saddest Little Clown
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Imagination & Play
Brightly illustrated picture book for toddlers to pre-school. It is a wonderful story about friendship and resourcefulness. The illustrations and characters are a visual feast. The story has a great moral and is a wonderful teaching tool as it introduces little readers to the different games played with balls. By the end of the tale, The Saddest Little Clown will bring a smile to the reader's