Slave-girls and Amazons
by Jonathan Pidduck
When the Watcher was in need of a warrior to defeat a shape-shifting warlock, he knew that Thane - a lethal intergalactic mercenary - was just the man for the job. Instead, he ended up with a guy from the pub, an insecure wizard and a sexy blonde Amazon in a tiny fur bikini.
This is a tale of shape-shifting Warlocks, psychopathic foresters and naked virgin sacrifices to celebrate Troll Thursday.