The Crappiest Author
by WTF Man
Borges Svelt has a goal; a goal that he has no hope of achieving: writing 100,000 words in one day. At first he takes baby steps, averaging a mere 25,000 words per day before encountering his first obstacle. With a little ingenuity, can the eccentric author conquer his inner demons and realize his dream? Or is he completely out of his league?
Approximately 5,400 words in all.