Books tagged: demented

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Slurpee Man
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Biographical, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
The author, Agent 33, is out on campus, thinking that he'll never have a short story idea ever again, when lo and behold, he is accosted on the sidewalk by a young man demanding a certain icy beverage. Agent 32 calls the author later, and the recursion grows. If this little tale were a movie, it would probably be rated G. Approx. 1200 words.
Halfwit and All Man
Price: Free! Words: 59,340. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Seventy humor essays about life in general, originally published in The Suttertown News in the last century. excerpt: "Cats are deceptive animals, and while it may not be good for a cat to be shaved before it is named, it's probably a good idea to at least wet it down good to see what it looks like under all the hair. " from Shave Your Cat
Naughty Nanoworms
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
Life on the streets is generally peaceful for Albert, but the streets are not without their hazards. While avoiding one type of trouble, Albert walks his way into even worse trouble. Will he keep his shopping cart? Will Meezer the cat come up with a plan to destroy the world? Can a shopping cart and a skateboard ever get along? The seventh entry in the Stories for Demented Children Series.
Phairyphant
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: March 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
Mystical phairyphants have existed since the days of wooly mammoths and mastodons. Phairydust allows them to fly on powerful, gossamer wings while they use their trunks to sniff the air for opportunities to make the world a better place for elephants. This is the story of Elly, one such phairyphant.
Come Back Early Today
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 98,750. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Diseases / Alzheimer’s & dementia, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Come Back Early Today tells the powerful true love story of Marie’s remarkable 30-year relationship with a delightfully colorful, wickedly eccentric Romanian gentleman and scholar. The book is also a valuable resource for Alzheimer’s caregivers, illustrating how Marie solved numerous problems that typically arise when caring for someone with dementia.
Wood Chipper
Series: 31 Horrifying Tales from the Dead Volume 2, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Horror
Damien grew up on a farm with beautiful green pastures and lots of cattle. Damien was dying inside because of the abuse from his father. Damien's father made him work all day in the blazing hot sun loading branches into the wood chipper. Damien was getting sick of not getting anything to eat or drink all day.Damien had a plan that included his father and a wood chipper if you know what I mean.
Déstabilisant
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,350. Language: French. Published: July 31, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Un enfant affiche un comportement particulièrement troublant. Son père tente de trouver une solution, mais semble perdre tout repère. Une nouvelle dans l'esprit de La Quatrième Dimension. EN BONUS : La nouvelle De Toute Urgence, dans laquelle un médecin se lance dans une folle course, pour une raison connue de lui seul.
Dementia
Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.67)
The Taylorville Writer is having problems with his memory. He thinks he is fine. His wife thinks otherwise. She gives him three words to remember and goes to the drug store. He is primed and ready for the question. When she returns, walks around eating a candy bar and talking about other things. Then she finally asks what are the three little words?
The Emo Bunny That Should
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
(4.80)
Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest. Then things happened. Emo the Bunny hated it when things happened. With beautiful illustrations by Arlene Rose.