Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Anti-Drumpf Tool
by P.C. Anders
Why would men, future President Donald Drumpf especially, need lingam or penis massages?
To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and "because men carry a lot of stress in their pelvic area,” .
This book proposes universal lingam and yoni massages to ensure safe sex, peace, and a less-terrifying President Drumpf..
(According to John Oliver on Last Week Tonight, Trump's ancestors were named Drumpf.)