Gift of Continence
by Tabitha Ormiston-Smith
With the perfect wedding dress, what can go wrong? A great deal, as Fiona McDougall rapidly discovers. From the wedding from hell onwards, Fiona successively discovers that her new husband is stingy, bad-tempered and an adulterer.
WARNING: do not attempt to read this book while drinking hot liquids, as they may shoot out of your nose.