The Food Fight Professional
by Angela Ruth Strong
I, Joey Michaels, am the Food Fight Professional.
1) The neighbor girl who records all my mistakes and posts them to the internet
2) Her newly adopted brothers from Haiti who don’t think wasting food is a laughing matter
3) A school principal who wants revenge for the pie I smashed in her face
If I can keep from making too big a mess, I just might have my pie and eat it too.