Garbage-to-Gold Spindle--On Sale Now!
by Eileen Wiedbrauk
A witty reimagining of the classic Rumpelstiltskin tale. "Garbage-to-Gold Spindle–On Sale Now!" opens with a page from Granny Gopper's Cosmic Catalog of Everything You Ever Wanted!, a mail-order company selling mystic and magical wares to denizens of the enchanted forest, and unfolds as only could be told through business correspondence from the mail-order company to one Mr. Stiltskin.